- Megan Whitney: Could we go get ice cream?
- Matt Whitney: She just forgave me for stealing a car. Let's not push our luck.
- Matt Whitney: Do we have to go to school?
- Barbara Whitney: Yes.
- Matt Whitney: Why?
- Barbara Whitney: Because I went to school.
- Matt Whitney: That's a stupid reason.
- Barbara Whitney: One of many you'll come across as you'll grow up.
- Matt Whitney: You painted this?
- Barbara Whitney: Yes.
- Megan Whitney: What is it?
- Matt Whitney: This Megan, is a million dollar painting.
- [About a kiss]
- Matt Whitney: Aren't I getting too old for this?
- Barbara Whitney: When you're DEAD, you'll be too old!
- Megan Whitney: Could Sam be our father?
- Matt Whitney: You got a thing about pushing your luck, don't you?