Bored of Education (1946)

Mae Questel: Students

Quotes 

• Mr. Tibbs : We will now proceed with our history lesson. Lulu?

  Lulu : [after shooting a rubber band at Tubby]  Yes, sir?

  Mr. Tibbs : In what year did the pilgrims land?

  Lulu : [reads Tubby's sign]  1492.

  Mr. Tibbs : 1492? Then when did Columbus discover America?

  Lulu : [reads Tubby's sign]  1776.

  Mr. Tibbs : Wrong again! Lulu, when did Ben Franklin die?

  Lulu : Gee, did he die? I didn't know he was even sick.

• Lulu : Pardon me, I'm Lulu and I'm looking for Tubby.

  Tubby : [disguised]  Well I'm-a Columbus and I'm a-looking for America.

  [sees America] 

  Tubby : Gazooks, what a-strange land is this?

• Lulu : The Red Coats are coming!

  Tubby : Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes!

  [puts on sunglasses] 

• Lulu : But where are the Indians?

  Indian : We're in the American League, Woo-Woo!

• Lulu : [the Indians come out of the fountain of youth]  1 little 2 little 3 little Indians. 4 little 5 little 6 little Indians. 7 little 8 little 9 little Indians...

  Tubby : [pops up]  10 little Indian boys!

• Lulu : [fanning Tubby's rear end, which is red and sore]  Boy, you sure stuck your neck out that time!

  [laughs]