- Babe Ruth: What are you doing?
- Bryon Gay: Trying to get an idea for that broadcast next week.
- Babe Ruth: Well, why don't you play some of those songs? You know, those old hits of yours.
- Phil: You ought to give him some of *your* old hits.
- Babe Ruth: Don't mind about *my* old hits. The copyright is out on those.
- Phil: Say, Babe - speakin' of hits, what hit gave you your greatest thrill?
- Babe Ruth: Well, I suppose that one out in Chicago in the World Series of 1932.
- Phil: What happened?
- Babe Ruth: Well, I'll tell ya. The papers said it was the longest and the most dramatic home run ever hit at the Cubs' park. I'll never forget it. It was a tough Series. Both clubs riding each other. Doing everything to get each other's goat. Well, at this one particular time when I went to bat, Charlie Root was pitching, and the first pitched ball was a called strike. Well, I thought it was outside and didn't like it very much. So the boys over there were given me the "on ya" "on ya". You know what I mean... Well, the second pitched ball was another called strike. Well, I didn't like that one either. So, I let it go by. And by that time, they were over there going crazy! Well, I stepped out of the box and I looked over to the bench, and then I looked out at center field and I pointed; I said, "I'm going to hit the next pitched ball right past the flagpole." Well, the good lord and good luck must have been with me, because I did *exactly* what I said I was going to do. And I'll tell you one thing, that was the best home run I ever hit in my life.
- Phil: Oh, it must have been a dandy!
- Babe Ruth: It was a pip, as far as I was concerned.
- Babe Ruth: Well, listen - you fellas write hits; why don't you write a home run?
- Bryon Gay: A home run?
- Babe Ruth: Yes - a home run on the keys!
- Phil: That's a great idea, Mr. Gay. Why don't you do that on the radio?
- Bryon Gay: Gee, that is a great idea, Babe. How would you do it?
- Babe Ruth: Well, let me show ya.
- [pounds a chord twice on the piano]
- Babe Ruth: Ball one!
- [pounds a chord twice at a higher octave]
- Babe Ruth: Strike one.
- [Runs his fingers along the keys from a low to a high octave]
- Babe Ruth: A home run!
- Babe Ruth: [on the radio] Hello, folks. My two friends and myself have written a number called "Home Run on the Keys". We're jumping into the studio like this, so sudden - why, we figure we got two strikes on us already. But remember, you only have one to hit. So, David, play it!
- Orchestra Conductor: Okay.
- [orchestra starts playing]
- Babe Ruth: Play ball! - - Strike one! - - Strike two! - - Foul ball. - - Ball one! - - Ball two! - - Ball three! - - It's a home run!