- Flattus Maximus: Hey Oderus, some guy just called, he said he's gonna kill his whole fam "damn" ily.
- Oderus Urungus: [shouts spontaniously] Go for it!
- [4 more numbers add to the total of harvested souls]
- Mr. Big: Well, let's see how papier-mache, rubber swords, and armor can bear against REAL Heavy Metal!
- Slymenstra Hymen: [after the World Maggot leaves Earth without Gwar] Nooooooooooooo!
- Guitarist: Well, maybe there are... TWO World Maggots.
- [takes a picture of the World Maggots trail]
- Oderus Urungus: [hosting the Telethon] Welcome, to the World wide Maggothon, the show where you die die die! We got Balsac, and the lovely Flattis on the Telephone Set.
- [a suicidal Victim struggles to reach for the Phone as his slashed wrist bleeds away]
- Oderus Urungus: ...so keep those donations coming, people. Now, let's go to Beefcake in the basement.
- Beefcake the Mighty: Beefcake the Mighty here, y'know, one of the greatest things about being dead, is becoming a part of the food-chain.
- [two slaves sacrifice a contributing victim to the World Maggot]
- Beefcake the Mighty: Don't waste your nutritional potential, call this number today and sacrifice your Corpse to Gwar.
- [Another victim is sacrificed]
- Oderus Urungus: With the Maggot stuffed... of your souls, it shall awaken, and using it's convenient like Saddles, while riding it...
- [tone enhances]
- Oderus Urungus: we shall escape the ole miserable Planet!
- Slymenstra Hymen: [Watching the others lusting for Flopsy, the cunt faced Midget] You guys are SICK!
- [pauses]
- Slymenstra Hymen: Although I do like to watch.
- Sleazy P. Martini: You could uhhh... stay here with ME... baby.
- Beefcake the Mighty: [trying to help Flopsy undue the Thong on his Face] Well hello there, let me help you undue that... ooh hoo hoo don't be shy, just think of me as Fatty Arbuckle.
- Jizmak Da Gusha: [Sleazy tells the Story of how he found GWAR in Antarctica]
- [after the GWAR Members are all thawed out]
- Jizmak Da Gusha: Hey, where you think you at, huh?
- Sleazy P. Martini: Hey hey, cool it guys, I was just looking for... a Pay Phone!
- Oderus Urungus: [snarling] Yeah...
- Jizmak Da Gusha: [Sleazy draws out his Shot gun, and Slymenstra snags it with her whip] Wooo, nothin Personal.
- Himself(The Mighty, Beefcake): Yeah, you'd do the same I assure...
- Guitarist: But wait, what of our Masters Prophecy
- [Light Shines on him]
- Guitarist: For whom ever shall awaken GWAR is...
- [music starts fading]
- Guitarist: is... is A O.K.
- The Sexecutioner: [sniffing a bag of coke that Sleazy dropped] Sexcellent Point, Balsac!
- Sleazy P. Martini: [pulls out more bags of coke] Blow, Blow? Yeah, sure you do, here, how bout you? Sleazy, Sleazy's the Name!
- Himself(The Mighty, Beefcake): What do we do?
- Oderus Urungus: [sniffing coke] We align...
- [sniff sniff]
- Oderus Urungus: ... with Sleazy!
- Mr. Big: Mr.Martini, I must congratulate You on creating such an... innovated concept.
- Glomco Executive: Yes, Barbarians from Outer Space playing Heavy Metal, joining yer Comic with Nerds and Metal Heads together on one Product Banner, yer Demographics were right on Target!
- Sleazy P. Martini: Hey, Asshole, Demo whatevers had nothin' to do with it, GWAR, is for real, Man!
- Mr. Big: Come come now Mr.Martini, weer not yer pimply faced Teenage Fans.
- Sleazy P. Martini: ...and this ain't yer typical poser Band whipped up by a bunch of D&D playing Art School Flunkies! I... had to go to the ends of the Earth to find GWAR...
- [smothers Cigarette on top of the Executives Hand]