Scott Irish: First shoe salesman

Quotes 

• Client : Why do you think I keep coming back to the store?

  First shoe salesman : And I thought you kept coming back for my shoes.

  Client : Yeah, I knew from the bulges on your pants every time I sat in front of you, that your toe is huge.

  First shoe salesman : Well, the fact that you never wore your panties has a lot to do with it.