Country Cuzzins (1972)

Ellen Stephens: Cousin Prudence

Quotes 

• Grandma Peabody : Fester, you and Job go fetch Prudence a drink.

  Cousin Prudence : I never drink before five.

  Fester : Aw, that's all right, we haven't got any clocks out here!

• Grandma Peabody : Come in and sit a spell while Fester fetches some corn liquor.

  Cousin Prudence : I'd prefer a martini.

  Jobe : Uh well, what's it made out of? I coulda made some and not knowed the name... Well, I *could* have.