Dangerous Brothers Present: World of Danger (1986 Video)
Adrian Edmondson: Sir Adrian Dangerous
Quotes
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Richard Dangerous : So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, let's wet our danger-buds as Sir Adrian teases us with some unusually dangerous bicycling!
Sir Adrian Dangerous : I have got NO BRAKES.
Richard Dangerous : No brakes!
Sir Adrian Dangerous : I have got NO BRAKES.
Richard Dangerous : No brakes!
Sir Adrian Dangerous : I have got NO BRAKES.
Sir Adrian Dangerous : [crashes bicycle into a wall]
Richard Dangerous : Are you all right, Sir Adrian?
Sir Adrian Dangerous : No.
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Richard Dangerous : So you want to play dirty, do you?
Sir Adrian Dangerous : Yes I do! But I think we better finish the show first.
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Sir Adrian Dangerous : I've got the explosives!
Richard Dangerous : Well, take them off!
Sir Adrian Dangerous : Whatcha mean, what about the human bomb impression?
Richard Dangerous : It's been cancelled!
Sir Adrian Dangerous : Well why didn't you tell me before?
Richard Dangerous : Because I'm a TOTAL BASTARD!
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Sir Adrian Dangerous : This has gone beyond a joke.
Richard Dangerous : I don't think it's got that far yet.
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Richard Dangerous : That's revolting. What've you been eating?
Sir Adrian Dangerous : Doggie doo.
Richard Dangerous : Doggie doo?
Sir Adrian Dangerous : Yeah. I did it for a bet.
Richard Dangerous : A bet?
Sir Adrian Dangerous : Yeah. I said "I bet that tastes disgusting!"
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Sir Adrian Dangerous : Dynamite down the pants... explode-o!
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Richard Dangerous : Now you keep quiet, while I set fire to you.
Sir Adrian Dangerous : [Addressing the audience] Everyone keep quiet while he sets fire to me.
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Richard Dangerous : There was a young woman from... uh... Knockers! Who had an enormous pair of... breasts! One was a whopper, one was a... jumbly wubbly, and the other was... an enormous, great big golden bozo!
Sir Adrian Dangerous : [offscreen] That's three!
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Sir Adrian Dangerous : THAT was a surprise kick in the goolies!
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Richard Dangerous : Nice to see you again, Sir Adrian!
Sir Adrian Dangerous : Nice to be seen.
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Richard Dangerous : And now ladies and gentlemen, torture by female dog!
Sir Adrian Dangerous : No no no! That one's a bitch!
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Sir Adrian Dangerous : Well y'see, it's bloody hard to find a crocodile. Especially one that's prepared to snog with me!
Richard Dangerous : Yeah, have you ever seen a gay crocodile?
Sir Adrian Dangerous : Yeah, have you ever seen a happy crocodile?
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Richard Dangerous : So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, let's wet out danger-buds as Sir Adrian teases us with some unusually dangerous bicycling!
Sir Adrian Dangerous : I have got NO BRAKES.
Richard Dangerous : No brakes!
Sir Adrian Dangerous : I have got NO BRAKES.
Richard Dangerous : No brakes!
Sir Adrian Dangerous : I have got NO BRAKES.
Sir Adrian Dangerous : [crashes bicycle into a wall]
Richard Dangerous : Are you all right, Sir Adrian?
Sir Adrian Dangerous : No.