Townsend Coleman: Michelangelo, Rat King, Shredder, Krang, Hokem Hare, Usagi Yojimbo, A. J. Howard, Blodgett, Bork, Boss Car Thief, Burne Thompson, Cab Driver, Cab driver, Clayton Kellerman, Cop #1, Dalton Dumpsky, Duplicate Michelangelo, Electrozapper, Fitz, Floyd O'Toole, Foot Student #1, Gargon, Garson Grunge, Hunter Drone #1, Jerry Spiegel, Kimono Cleaner, Koro, Mad Dog McMutt, Master Yoku, Mayor, Muckman, Mugger #1, Napoleon Bonafrog, News Anchor, Newscaster, Oroku Sancho, Park Mugger #2, Punk, Rahzar, Rock Alien, Scalper, Scoop Oliver, Screwloose, Splinter, TV Announcer, The Rat King, The Swatter, Thief, Thug #2, Walt, Wesley Knight, Woo

Krang : If I had hands I would cover my ears, if I had them!
[Raphael and Michaelangelo are tied up back-to-back in chairs with a bomb next to them]

Raphael : We're Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! We oughta be able to escape from a cornball setup like this!

[Raphael notices Michaelangelo rocking side to side]

Raphael : What are you doing?

Michaelangelo : Well, I once saw this movie where this dude was tied up and he just kept rocking back and forth 'til he fell over.

Raphael : It's worth a try.

[Raphael rocks side to side with Michaelangelo and they soon fall over]

Raphael : Great! Then what did he do?

Michaelangelo : I dunno. I went into the kitchen for some popcorn.
Shredder : You have a brilliant brain, Krang!

Krang : Of course. It's all I really am.
Shredder : Come along, you two.

Rocksteady : Oh, all we ever do is go up and down, up and down!

Krang : Sounds like the perfect job for a couple of yo-yos. I made a funny.
Leonardo : [Turtle Tips on organic gardens] Even small gardens help to refurbish the soil.

Donatello : Yeah and these plants will help clean the air we breathe.

Raphael : And it makes great organic pizza, if you're into that kind of thing.

April O'Neil : Who ordered the tomato, asparagus and kiwi special?

Michaelangelo : Oh yuck. Dudes, if we're growing pizza toppings, how about organic marshmallows?

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