The Erotic Adventures of the Three Musketeers (1992 Video) User Reviews

Historical romp

[augustian · 6/10 · 17 June 2016]

This review is for the UK release of the film. In the UK this is a soft-core film but bearing in mind that all the cast are known hardcore actors the question is, was this originally a hardcore film? Obviously being the type of film that it is, certain liberties are taken. We even get a man in an iron mask, the subject of another Dumas novel. The story roughly follows the original with a royal necklace given to the queen's lover and then having to be retrieved. The names of some characters are changed: Constance becomes Prudence, Lady De Winter becomes Lady D'Summer and the king becomes very gay. As a sign of the (modern) times, Tracy Wynn is Alexandra, who hopes to become the fourth musketeer.

The sex and the comedy are nicely mixed here. Tracy Wynn has a great sex scene with Nick Elliot who plays her tutor and then she plays comedy as the frustrated would-be musketeer, looked down on by the three heroes. Steve Drake is the Duke who takes ages getting to the bottom of the queen's (Deidre Holland) undergarments. The reward for his perseverance is well earned. Nina Hartley and Scott Gallegos also have a good scene, the close up of Nina Hartley's face seeming to indicate that she is really into this. Britt Morgan fans are also well catered for.

The costumes for this film look lavish. On the whole production values look first class with the costumes and sets. The exterior of the castle looks familiar, especially the front view with the drawbridge. Fans of porn who like a bit of fun should give this a viewing.

Good Movie

[delagarza11 · 8/10 · 23 January 2006]

This is a pretty good film. The movie has a realistic feel to it even though some of the actors that were in it were very awful. The best part of this movie involves the scenes with Deidre Holland. She is credited here as Martine Anuszek. Whatever here name, she is probably the prettiest adult film star of all time. Her first scene is with Steve Drake, which is good for all fans of her since she is not with her husband Jon Doe. The scene starts off with a touch of humor as Drake can't seem to take Deidre's cloths off. She is wearing a chastity belt that Drake finds a key and then things get going pretty hot and heavy. You can tell that Deidre is really into the scene as she moans and groans as Drake takes her doggy style. Drake then turns her over and they go at it missionary style. Diedre looks like she has an orgasm since she is really moaning. The cool thing about this scene is that she is not faking her moaning. Both actors seem really turned on by one another. Drake is one luck guy! The other scenes are somewhat good, especially the ones with Britt Morgan, who looks pretty good in this flick. The Deidre Holland and Nina Hartley scene is one of the best girl-girl scenes of all time. They both are into each other and you can really tell that they like working with each other. Great movie that I recommend you get especially if you are a fan of Deidre Holland.