Halloween with the New Addams Family (1977 TV Movie)

George Ranito Jordan: First Cop

Quotes 

• First Cop : Sorry, folks, but there's been complaints about the noise.

  Morticia Addams : But this is a holiday, and a very special holiday for the Addams family. Everyone here is a relative.

  Uncle Fester : [brings in the crooks]  I'm sorry, you're mistaken, Morticia, these two aren't.

  First Cop : Well... Bones Lafferty and Louie the Lard?

  Gomez Addams : Oh, you must be mistaken, Officer; these are members of our family.

  [Fester shakes his head] 

  Boss Crook : No, no, no. No, we, we, we, we just said that... we're not members. Oh, but the lion, a lion! In, in the basement, and a lady flew right out the window!

  Little Bo Peep : That was no lady, it was a pterodactyl.