Jake Steed
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Poor Ridley Scott ripoff
A deadly dull sci-fi porn parody, badly written and poorly shot. Though it stars Kaitlyn Ashley of the hit "A Clockwork Orgy", this one fails completely.
Steven St. Croix toplines and narrates a nothing story of dystopian future, with the Elites ruling society, banning sex and human contact. Folks' entertainment consists of Virtual Reality, listlessly depicted as guys in bars wearing VR shades, to see BDSM type sex featuring flat-chested Tammi Ann humping guys with bondage chains.
St. Croix is Renegade, a Lust Runner whose missions ordered by Elite lady Kaitlyn Ashley is to apprehend members of the Shants, who are defying Elites control by traveling into the past to have sex. Vignette structure has us watch a Shant in the past humping away, only to be caught after his cumshot by Renegade and sent back to the future. Technology permits traveling back and forth but not into the actual future, just back to the present where the Shants had left.
So we have a black & white scene set in 1955 of Jeanna Fine visited by soldier boy Peter North, who new her husband in the war, and they f*ck in the kitchen. Fine's deep throat prowess is on display here. Unfortunately, throughout the show director Justin Sterling's emphasis on extreme closeups ruins most of the action.
In the Old West, Jake Steed wearing a cowboy hat gets bathed by saloon girls Nici Sterling and Sofia Ferrari, leading to a 3-way, but Renegade deals with him too. An even sillier scene has T. T. Boy knocking out an auto mechanic and then having sex with busty Jordan St. James, cast as a stewardess who needs a jump for car; his confusion since he is a Jumper (time-jumper) is typical of the movie's lousy script, riddled with dumb wise cracks spoken by St. Croix.
Highlight of the show is Taylor Hayes, who gets cover girl status and top billing in the DVD reissue version. She's cast as a sex android working for Kaitlyn, who has sex scenes with both St. Croix and later Peter North.
Kaitlyn is unattractively styled and improbably turns against the Elites in the final reels, after having a gang-bang that makes little sense in context.
Steven St. Croix toplines and narrates a nothing story of dystopian future, with the Elites ruling society, banning sex and human contact. Folks' entertainment consists of Virtual Reality, listlessly depicted as guys in bars wearing VR shades, to see BDSM type sex featuring flat-chested Tammi Ann humping guys with bondage chains.
St. Croix is Renegade, a Lust Runner whose missions ordered by Elite lady Kaitlyn Ashley is to apprehend members of the Shants, who are defying Elites control by traveling into the past to have sex. Vignette structure has us watch a Shant in the past humping away, only to be caught after his cumshot by Renegade and sent back to the future. Technology permits traveling back and forth but not into the actual future, just back to the present where the Shants had left.
So we have a black & white scene set in 1955 of Jeanna Fine visited by soldier boy Peter North, who new her husband in the war, and they f*ck in the kitchen. Fine's deep throat prowess is on display here. Unfortunately, throughout the show director Justin Sterling's emphasis on extreme closeups ruins most of the action.
In the Old West, Jake Steed wearing a cowboy hat gets bathed by saloon girls Nici Sterling and Sofia Ferrari, leading to a 3-way, but Renegade deals with him too. An even sillier scene has T. T. Boy knocking out an auto mechanic and then having sex with busty Jordan St. James, cast as a stewardess who needs a jump for car; his confusion since he is a Jumper (time-jumper) is typical of the movie's lousy script, riddled with dumb wise cracks spoken by St. Croix.
Highlight of the show is Taylor Hayes, who gets cover girl status and top billing in the DVD reissue version. She's cast as a sex android working for Kaitlyn, who has sex scenes with both St. Croix and later Peter North.
Kaitlyn is unattractively styled and improbably turns against the Elites in the final reels, after having a gang-bang that makes little sense in context.
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- lor_
- Jul 30, 2022
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