Dragon's Lair II: Timewarp (1991 Video Game)

Hal Smith: Mordroc, Cheshire Cat, Card Soldiers, Time Machine (Mordroc's brother), Dirk's Mother-In-Law

Quotes 

• Giant Serpent : Thief!

  Mother in law : [smacks him]  Oh, shut up!

• Cheshire Cat : Twas bryllyg, and ye slythy toves. Did gyre and gymble in ye wabe: All mimsy were ye borogoves; and ye mome raths outgrabe.

• Mordroc : Ah-ha! Hahahaha! So, dear brother, you bring Dirk here? Caligenous, clanking piece of junk! Boil in the mud, you meddling, old fool! Dirk will be helpless, once you've been sunk! Hahahahahahaha!

• Mordroc : You want Daphne? Hahahahahaha! Go get her!

• Mordroc : Daphne's mine! Farewell, you fool! Hahahahahahahaha!

• [the game begins] 

  Mother in law : [yells furiously shaking the whole land]  DIRK!

  Dirk the Daring : [mouthful]  Uh-oh...

  Mother in law : Kidnapped? My Daphne kidnapped again!

  [the control commands begin to make Dirk avoid Daphne's mother's rolling pin attack] 

  Mother in law : Idiot!

  [she then throw jars at Dirk, who runs out the door] 

  Mother in law : Dummkopf!

  [Dirk is commanded to escape as he rides on his horse] 

  Mother in law : [tosses a cauldron then a coop of chickens]  You... better... find... my... daughter! OR! ELSE!

  [Dirk is commanded to avoid her rolling pin attack and rush in to the castle] 

  Mother in law : Coward!