Dragon's Lair II: Timewarp (1991 Video Game)

Dan Molina: Dirk the Daring

Quotes 

• Dirk the Daring : D-Daphne? Yahoo!

• [the game begins] 

  Mother in law : [yells furiously shaking the whole land]  DIRK!

  Dirk the Daring : [mouthful]  Uh-oh...

  Mother in law : Kidnapped? My Daphne kidnapped again!

  [the control commands begin to make Dirk avoid Daphne's mother's rolling pin attack] 

  Mother in law : Idiot!

  [she then throw jars at Dirk, who runs out the door] 

  Mother in law : Dummkopf!

  [Dirk is commanded to escape as he rides on his horse] 

  Mother in law : [tosses a cauldron then a coop of chickens]  You... better... find... my... daughter! OR! ELSE!

  [Dirk is commanded to avoid her rolling pin attack and rush in to the castle] 

  Mother in law : Coward!