Martin Lawrence: Darnell Wright
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Quotes
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Nikki : Now, see what you need to be doing, Darnell, is taking care of me.
Darnell 'Deeny : Uh, now when did we establish that you were my woman?
Nikki : [sharply] When I opened my legs to you, baby! The contract was signed then.
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Tee : How you doing, baby?
Brandi Web : [coldly] "How am I doing, baby?" I'm not your baby.
Tee : Excuse me. Most men would have called you stuck up, looking all like a Barbie doll.
Darnell 'Deeny : [narrating] And that was it. The moment that changed my entire life.
Darnell 'Deeny : [running up to Brandi] Excuse me, excuse me. Hey, um...
Brandi Web : [glaring at Tee] That's no way to talk to a lady!
Tee : [mockingly] Oh, Madame...
Darnell 'Deeny : Look, he didn't mean anything by it. He didn't mean it.
Tee : [rudely] Yes, I did!
Darnell 'Deeny : I'm sorry, it's just that he was dropped on his head as a baby and he's been a little rattled ever since.
Brandi Web : I see. Well, perhaps I should arrange for him to fall on his head again so he can get unrattled.
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Brandi Web : So tell me something, Darnell. You still the man? The main man? You know what you are? And I didn't think so. You're a dog. A mad dog, to be exact. And do you know what they do with mad dogs? I can't hear you.
Darnell 'Deeny : No, what they do with mad dogs?
Brandi Web : [pulls out a gun] They shoot mad dogs!
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Ma Wright : I know you didn't touch her, baby. I raised you better than that. The Lord must've been watching out over your stupid ass.
Darnell 'Deeny : Hey, I cut her off. She was into some crazy shit, mama. She was wild - buck wild.
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Darnell 'Deeny : [while visiting his mother] So, what's up, Ma? You been watching the talk shows?
Ma Wright : I don't watch that junk! I've got enough trouble in my life already!
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Darnell 'Deeny : Cleofus' little brother? Mama, you can't let her go out with him. He macks more women than... than...
Ma Wright : The one I'm looking at right now?
