Dalziel and Pascoe (TV Series)
An Advancement of Learning (1996)
Warren Clarke: Det. Supt. Andy Dalziel
Quotes
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[loud music starts in the distance]
Det. Supt. Andy Dalziel : What the hell's that?
Det. Insp. Peter Pascoe : Saturday night disco. Sixties revival night.
Det. Supt. Andy Dalziel : Why would they want to revive *them*? It were bad enough the first time round.
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[a student has written "Screw Dalzeil" on the evidence board]
Det. Supt. Andy Dalziel : I won't comment on the sentiment, but I will correct the spelling.
[he crosses out his mis-spelled surname and writes it correctly]
Det. Supt. Andy Dalziel : D-A-L-Z-I-E-L. Thus respecting the age-old rule, I before E except after C and especially after the Z in my name.
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Det. Supt. Andy Dalziel : And you, do you take any responsibility in any of this?
Franny Roote : God no! I'm a child of the 80's, there's no such thing as society
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Det. Supt. Andy Dalziel : And who organized the bus crash?
Franny Roote : Well that really was an act of God.
Det. Supt. Andy Dalziel : Oh... You mean you *really* believe there's a superior being? Superior to you?
Franny Roote : Maybe... But if the post falls vacant, I'll be applying.