Spin City (1996–2002)

Connie Britton: Nikki Faber

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• Nikki : [on the phone]  No, mom, I'm not a lesbian. What? No, mom! I'm not a lesbian! I sleep with men. I sleep with lots of men. I'm a slut for God's sake!

• Mike : Anybody read this? Bingo died.

  Karen : Ohh! Who's Bingo?

  Mike : Only the city's most decorated police dog.

  Nikki : Oh, yeah, right. He pulled that drowning kid out of the reservoir.

  James : And didn't he sniff out 10 kilos of cocaine at La Guardia?

  Mike : Yeah. Poor little guy didn't sleep for weeks after that.

• Mike : Why don't you like me anymore?

  Nikki : I don't want to talk to you about this. You're just going to confuse me. You're too charming, you're too smart, you're too clever.

  Mike : I can change.

• Nikki : [on the phone]  I'm sorry I scared you mother. It was a simple, run-of-the-mill orgasm.

• [On erections] 

  Nikki : Can't you guys control those things?

  Stuart : Not always.

  Mike : You can scold it, or smack it around a little bit. That only seems to encourage it.

  Nikki : I am fascinated.

  James : Sometimes all it takes is a thought, memory... sometimes all it takes is a slight breeze.

• Nikki : Oh, Stuart, one day you're going to make some woman very, very unhappy.

• [why Mike's not interested in kissing her after she is 2 hours late home] 

  Mike : By 9.30, well, something had built up. Let's call it... tension. And you know me... I'm a problem solver!

  Nikki : Oh... Mike!

• Stuart : Nice dress Nikki. Who are you gonna meet - Felicity?

  Nikki : You actually watch Felicity?

  Stuart : Not since she cut her hair.