Tales from the Hood (1995)

Samuel Monroe Jr.: Bulldog

Quotes 

• Ball : What you sayin'? We dead, motherfucker?

  Mr. Simms : VERY!

  Bulldog : Motherfucker bullshit! If we dead then what we doin' in a funeral home with your crazy ass?

  Mr. Simms : This ain't no funeral home! It ain't the Terror Dome, neither! Welcome to Hell, motherfuckers!

• Bulldog : Hey, wait a minute. You got your gat, man

  Stack : Yeah, I got my shit.

  Bulldog : Well if a dead mothafucka come fuckin' wit you, you kill his ass. Ya understand me?

  Stack : Yo hold up, Bulldog. How'm I supposed to kill somthin' that's already dead, man?

  Bulldog : WHAT?

  Stack : Yeah, how'm I supposed to kill somthin' that's already dead? That's like killin' some shit twice, man.

  Ball : Yeah, like some refried beans 'n some shit. Man, I never understood that, man. Why the FUCK you gonna refry some beans, man? Why not just fry that shit right the first time, and get out?

• Bulldog : Really, though.

• Bulldog : Now where's the shit?

  Mr. Simms : [lighting a cigar, but seemingly confused]  The shit?