Billy Madison (1995)

Gladys O'Connor: Tour Guide

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• Kyle : Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants.

  Billy Madison : Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

  Kyle : Really?

  Billy Madison : YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.

  Kyle : Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too. Alright!

  Tour Guide : If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

  Billy Madison : OOH. That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's go!

• Tour Guide : [to the Third Grade Class]  What is a horse shoe? What does a horse shoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?

• Tour Guide : [to Veronica]  I'll tell you who it was, it was that damned Sasquatch.