Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (1994–1997)

Pat Musick: Fluffy, Uranus, Charles, Fluffy (Character), Uranus (Character), Nurse

Quotes 

• Duckman : Miracle Schmiracle, I bet those mindless pod people who believe in that thing still wait up for the tooth fairy.

  Fluffy : Why shouldn't they?

  Duckman : Because he's rotting in a Turkish jail.

• Duckman : I'm taking a vacation. Where's my bathing suit with the padded bulge?

  Fluffy : It should be in here.

  Uranus : Right next to your foam rubber pectoral enhancer.

• Mambo : Would you please tell her quickly.

  Charles : Aunt Beverly is your other sister who got misplaced in the hospital

  Bernice : Do you know what this means?

  Eric Duckman : A threesome?

  Beverly , Bernice : No! TRIPLETS!

  Bernice : So you've heard about?

  Beverly : Yes I know.

  Bernice : And after she married Duckman she died. I'd love it if you would stay.

  Beverly : I don't know. I don't want to be a bother.

  Charles : [Jumping up and down excitedly]  Oh that would be great.

  Mambo : OOH! Stop jumping!

• Charles : Aunt Bernice?

  Ajax : No. This is our new Aunt Beverly in our old Aunt Bernice's clothes pretending to be our dead mom Beatrice. If I can keep it straight you can keep it straight.