Chopper Chicks in Zombietown (1989)

Don Calfa: Ralph Willum

Quotes 

• Ralph Willum : I'll tell you a secret. I didn't do it for science. And I didn't do it for glory. I'M JUST MEAN!

• Ralph Willum : What's the Bob motto?

  Bob : If God had...

  Ralph Willum : I can't hear you!

  Bob : If GOD had wanted me to be like normal people, he would have made me look like normal people...

• [Bob Willum and a grieving widow are at a grave] 

  Ralph Willum : Dearly beloved we are gathered...

  [He notices sand leaking out of the coffin, as it is devoid of the corpse] 

  Ralph Willum : Well... what the fuck, why dwell on it?