Scott Weinger credited as playing...
Aladdin
- Aladdin: [saving Jasmine from an irate merchant] Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her.
- Aladdin: [to Jasmine] I've been looking all over for you!
- Princess Jasmine: [whispering] What are you doing?
- Aladdin: [whispering] Just play along.
- Farouk: You, uh, know this girl?
- Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.
- Farouk: She said she knew the sultan!
- Aladdin: [gesturing to Abu] She thinks the monkey is the sultan.
- Princess Jasmine: [bowing to Abu] O wise Sultan, how may I serve you?
- [Abu mutters gibberish]
- Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? But, no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
- Princess Jasmine: [to a camel] Oh, hello, Doctor. How are you?
- Aladdin: [through his teeth] No, no, no, not that one... Come on, Sultan.
- Genie: So, what'll it be, Master?
- Aladdin: You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right?
- Genie: [as William F. Buckley] Uh, almost. There are a few, uh, provisos, a, a couple of quid pro quos.
- Aladdin: Like?
- Genie: [normal] Uh, rule #1: I can't kill anybody.
- [cuts his head off]
- Genie: So don't ask.
- Genie: [fixes his head] Uh, rule #2: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
- [turns into a pair of lips and kisses Aladdin]
- Genie: You little punim there.
- Genie: [turns into a cross between slimy Genie and Peter Lorre] Rule #3: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it!
- [he returns to normal]
- Genie: Other than that, you got it.
- Genie: [as a female flight attendant] Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye now. Goodbye. Goodbye. Thank you. Goodbye.
- Genie: [back to normal] Well, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
- Aladdin: Oh, you sure showed me. Now, about my three wishes.
- Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by one, boy!
- Aladdin: Ah, no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave, huh. You did that on your own.
- [Genie's mouth drops]
- Genie: Oh, I feel sheepish.
- [he turns into a sheep]
- Genie: All right, you ba-a-a-ad boy. But no more freebies.
- Aladdin: Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Huh.
- [to Abu]
- Aladdin: Some all powerful Genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us out of this cave. Looks like we're gonna have to find a way outta here.
- Genie: [stomps his foot to stop Aladdin, Abu, and Carpet from leaving] Excuse me?
- Genie: [scoffs]
- Genie: Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so. Not right now! YOU'RE GETTIN' YOUR WISHES, SO *SIDDOWN!*
- Aladdin: Wow. The palace looks pretty amazing, huh?
- Princess Jasmine: [glumly] Oh... It's wonderful.
- Aladdin: I wonder what it'd be like to live there, and have servants, and valets.
- Princess Jasmine: Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.
- Aladdin: That's better than here. You're always scraping for food and ducking the guards.
- Princess Jasmine: You're not free to make your own choices.
- Aladdin: Sometimes you feel so...
- Princess Jasmine: You're just...
- Aladdin, Princess Jasmine: ...trapped.
- [Princess Jasmine is in disguise, and hanging out with Aladdin, when the guards capture him]
- Princess Jasmine: Let him go!
- Razoul: [laughs] Looky here, men. A street mouse.
- [throws her down]
- Princess Jasmine: Unhand him!
- [pulls off the hood of her cloak]
- Princess Jasmine: By order of the Princess.
- Razoul: [everyone falls silent and bows] Princess Jasmine!
- Aladdin: The Princess?
- Abu the Monkey: [peaks out from a jar] The Princess?
- Razoul: What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat?
- Princess Jasmine: That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him!
- Razoul: Well, I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.
- Princess Jasmine: Believe me, I will.
- Aladdin: [singing] Riffraff, street rat. I don't buy that. If only they'd look closer. Would they see a poor boy? No, siree! They'd find out there's so much more to me.
- Aladdin: [sighs, no longer singing] Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.
- Aladdin: Hey... can you make me a prince?
- Genie: [opens 'Royal Recipes' book] Uh, let's see. "Chicken à la King"?
- [chuckles]
- Genie: Nope. "Alaskan king crab".
- [pulls out a crab resembling Sebastian clamped to his finger]
- Genie: [flicking it off] Ow. I hate when they do that. "Caesar salad-"
- [arm with a knife raises from the book trying to stab him]
- Genie: Aah! Et tu, Brute? No. Aha! "To make a prince."
- Aladdin: Jasmine? I'm sorry I lied to you about being a prince.
- Princess Jasmine: I know why you did.
- Aladdin: Well, I guess... this... is goodbye?
- Princess Jasmine: Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair! I love you.
- [Genie wipes away a tear from his eyes]
- Genie: Al, no problem. You've still got one wish left. Just say the word, and you're a prince again.
- Aladdin: But, Genie, what about your freedom?
- Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love! Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked.
- Princess Jasmine: Father, I choose Prince Ali!
- Jafar: Prince Ali left.
- Aladdin: [standing in the doorway to the balcony] Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!
- ["Snake" Jafar has Aladdin in a tight squeeze]
- Jafar: You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth.
- Iago: Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a- Awk!
- [Genie elbows Iago and knocks him into the air]
- Jafar: Without the Genie, boy, you're nothing.
- Aladdin: The Genie... The Genie! The Genie has more power than you'll ever have!
- Jafar: What?
- Aladdin: He gave you your power. He can take it away.
- Genie: [smiling uncomfortably] Al, what're you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
- Aladdin: Face it, Jafar. You're still just second best!
- Jafar: [slightly shocked] You're right. His power does exceed my own. But not for long.
- Genie: I'm telling you, nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi! Where you from? What's your name?
- Aladdin: Uh... uh, Aladdin.
- Genie: Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin, nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al, or maybe just Din? Or how about Laddie?
- [turns into a Scotsman]
- Genie: Sounds like, 'Here, boy!'
- [whistles]
- Genie: 'C'mon, Laddie!'
- [turns into a dog]
- Aladdin: I must've hit my head harder than I thought.