Goof Troop (1992–1993)
Peg: Pete, this is the LOWEST you've ever stooped!
Goofy: You're not bein' fair.
Pete: Thanks, Goof.
Goofy: Petey's stooped much lower than this!
Goofy: The windows are so clean you can hardly see through them.
Pete: Isn't it amazing how much flour looks like cement.
Pete: Oh, you gotta help me, Peg! Please! You gotta help me! You gotta help me! Please, please, please, don't make me beg.
Peg: You are begging.
Pete: Well, then, don't make me beg anymore than I half to.
Pete: For the contest.
[catches his breath in embarrassment for letting the cat out of the bag]
Peg: *Contest*? What contest?
Pete: "The Mr. Spoonerville Society Help Helper's Contest."
Peg: [she starts laughing at him in disbelief] You? Pete?
[she drops onto the bed, and laughs hysterically]
Peg: Help, helper?
[she laughs hard a little more, then suddenly stops]
Peg: Don't make me laugh.
Pete: I've only got 2 hands and I've used about 3 of them.
Pete: [thinking he's been robbed] Call the FBI, call the CIA call the PTA!
[dough that Pete tries cooking is starting to extremely inflate]
Peg: Oh, cherry-pick, how much cheese did you put in that dough?
Pete: Just a pint. It says right here.
[looks on a box]
Pete: Oh, I guess that only says a "pinch."
[cooking dough has exploded all over Pete in front of Peg]
Pete: Whatever you were thinking of saying, don't say it.
Pete: What was the name of the unknown soldier? How many feathers does mum goose have? How much would would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
PJ: I can't even say that.