Rover Dangerfield (1991)

Ned Luke: Raffles

Quotes 

• [about playing fetch] 

  Rover Dangerfield : He throws a stick, you run and get it, you bring it back and he throws it again! I don't get it! I mean, what's the point?

  Raffles : Because it makes them happy and it gives them lots of exercise

  Rover Dangerfield : If they want exercise, let them run and get it.

  Raffles : So what should I do?

  Rover Dangerfield : It's very simple. You do nothing.

• Raffles : Boys, this is Rover. He'll be staying with us. Rover, I'd like you to meet Max, Duke, Lem and Clem.

  Rover Dangerfield : Boys, how are you? Oh-h, I had a tough day. I want to relax. What do you do for fun around here?

  Duke : Well, after dinner we usually get together and howl at the moon.

  Rover Dangerfield : [sarcastically]  I can hardly wait. What do you do after that? Play "Watch the wheat?"