Salute Your Shorts (1991–1992)
Trevor Eyster: Sponge Harris
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Quotes
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Donkeylips : Hey, Sponge.
Sponge Harris : Yeah?
Donkeylips : Maybe if I did lose weight I wouldn't get picked on as much. I'm a little husky, you know?
Sponge Harris : Yeah I know. But getting picked on isn't so bad. Someday I'll get rich inventing this cool space laser and I'll have this giant company and people like Budnick will be emptying my waste baskets.
Donkeylips : Yeah! With gum on the bottom.
Sponge Harris : And big dripping wads of Kleenex!
Donkeylips : Yeah, and he has to pluck it out with his teeth! That'd be cool!
Sponge Harris : Revenge!
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Michael Stein : What's that smell?
Sponge Harris : Oh! That was a dead raccoon. They just dragged him out this morning.
Michael Stein : Is this where it died?
Sponge Harris : No. That's just where it suffered.
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Michael Stein : Sponge! This is Ug's private stereo, are you sure everything is hooked up all right?
Sponge Harris : My IQ is in the top 99th percentile.
Michael Stein : Look, sponge if anything happens to Ug's equipment, I'm dead.
Sponge Harris : Just... just turn it on.
Michael Stein : You said everything was going to be all right! What happened?
Sponge Harris : I was wrong. It's little things like this that keep me out of the 100th percentile.