They say sometimes, life reeks of utter disappointment. Let me tell ya, I was pretty disappointed by this. It did reek for sure. Though convincingly played by it's leads, I expected much more than I was given, no thanks, partly to it's very poor script. Check out one line near the end, where a cafe owner shouts Adams breakfast. Though he's nearly really hungry, the owner tells him "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day". Der Fred. Whatever happened to Craig Adams? He was good. This isn't. Adams and mate (Elliot) are two Melbournians who'd have it tough. They want to escape their shitty existence. So when the offer to become mercenaries, on this big ship, arrive, well their ship has definitely come in. All they need is to come up with a large sum of cash, and going some pathetic ways about, it, Adams chickening out, when attempting to rob a snack bar, (Elliott) the tougher of the two, going off at him, not just this, but Adam's constant clinging onto hims. Luckily Karvan lends a hand as Adam's social worker. She's completely wasted in this turkey. When I think about it now, this one really let me down, big. The ending that has Adams swimming up the Yarra river is pointless, just like this movie. This one smells more than the Patawalonga.