Dr. Webster: Well, I think the first thing we can do is get a name for you, and I think you should pick it. Now, can you think of a name that you'd like to be your name? What?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Judy Finkel.
Dr. Webster: Well, Judy Finkel is a nice name...
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Thank you.
Dr. Webster: ...but it's a woman's name.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Okay.
Dr. Webster: Well, it's not exactly okay. You should have a man's name. Now I want you to think of a man's name, a name that you think suits you.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: William F. Buckley.
Dr. Webster: I believe there is a William F. Buckley.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Right. William G. Buckley.
Dr. Webster: I think you should have your own name, a name that is not like a famous person's.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Bob!
Dr. Webster: Bob.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga. Anyone famous named Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga?
Dr. Webster: I doubt it.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Good.
Dr. Webster: Well, Mr. Maloogalooga... loogaloogalooga... looga...
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Looga, yeah. One malooga, four loogas.
Dr. Webster: Alright. Why don't I just call you Bob?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Don't know.