- Pee-wee: [shouts impatiently] All I wanted was a measly sandwich! I very nicely explained that I was starving. I'm starving! PLEASE!
- Mr. Ryan: [defeatedly] Sorry, ladies. I guess you'll just have to wait. You remember, no one is as important in this community as Pee-wee Herman. All you other shoppers will just have to play second fiddle to Pee-wee. I guess that's just the way things are around here. My whole purpose in life is to serve Pee-wee Herman. And everything else comes second!
- [finishes Pee-wee's sandwich]
- Mr. Ryan: There's your sandwich. Is there anything else I can do for you, Pee-wee?
- Pee-wee: Well, I would like a pickle if it's not too much trouble.
- Mr. Ryan: No! No trouble at all, Pee-wee. Sorry, Otis. Sorry, Deke.
- [opens a barrel, knocking over Otis and Deke's chess board; extracts a pickle and hands it to Pee-wee]
- Mr. Ryan: Game's over. Pee-wee Herman wants a pickle. Here. Here's your darned pickle. Are you happy now?
- Pee-wee: Mmm-hmm.
- Mr. Ryan: [Sees Pee-wee reading a magazine in his store] I hope you're planning to buy that magazine, Pee-wee. This ain't no Library.
- Winnie: [witnessing Pee-Wee and Gina sharing a long kiss] Pee-Wee!
- Gina Piccolapupula: Who is that?
- Pee-wee: Her? Oh, she's my fiancée.
- [Gina slaps Pee-Wee and takes off]
- Pee-wee: Good morning, Vance!
- Vance: Morning, Pee Wee.
- Pee-wee: Hah! Beautiful day, huh? Mm-mm!
- Vance: Mm... It's okay.
- Pee-wee: [singing] Mm mm mm mm... Ah! Doo doo... Doo-doo. Mm mm mm, mm... Mm. Mm-mm-mm... Mm mm-mm-mm... La-la la-la... Ah! Pkhh!
- Vance: My, we are certainly in a good mood this morning.
- Pee-wee: That, my dear Vance, is the understatement of the year. Everything seems completely different to me today. The air smells so fresh. The sky seems a brand-new shade of blue. I don't think I've ever noticed the beauty of this leaf. And Vance! Have you always been so handsome?
- Vance: What the...
- Vance: when i first mett this hippo i was rather uite rude buut now that were together im glad i was pursed,
- Woman in Crowd: It's Abraham Lincoln! May I have your autograph, Mr. Lincoln? I'm a big fan.
- Andy: You okay, Boss?
- Mace Montana: Well, my chin's banged up pretty bad... I think my ribs are broke... an' it feels like I punctured a major organ, Andy... but I'm circus.
- Mace Montana: We've been puttin' this show on for a long time now. Well, that's all over.
- Circus Performers: [Sounds of dismay]
- Mace Montana: We're puttin' on a brand new show!
- Circus Performers: [Cheers]
- Snowball - Clown: What k-kind of show, b-boss?
- Mace Montana: I'll tell you what kind of snow, Showball!... Snowball!
- Paolo Piccolapupula: I'm Paolo.
- Giancarlo Piccolapupula: I'm Giancarlo.
- Dino Piccolapupula: I'm Dino.
- Antonio Piccolapupula: I'm Antonio.
- Vance: You know its kind of ironic isn't it pee wee a couple of good looking guys like us having so many girl problems.
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