JoAnn Willette credited as playing...
Constance "Connie" Lubbock
- Constance "Connie" Lubbock: Haven't you forgotten a little thing called the First Amendment? This is America.
- Elizabeth Lubbock: America ends at that front door. This is Lubbockland, and I'm the evil queen.
- Cynthia "Cindy" Lubbock: Oh no! Ovaltine and Ho Ho's!
- Constance "Connie" Lubbock: She'll be pregnant by sun-up!