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Tough Guys Don't Dance

  • 19871987
  • K-16K-16
  • 1h 50m
IMDb RATING
4.9/10
1.6K
YOUR RATING
POPULARITY
19,504
3,945
Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)
Mailer ostensibly reads out aloud the review cards from the film's preview screenings, while Wings Hauser tries to ruin everything with his performance.
Play trailer1:53
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Writer, ex-con and 40-something bottle-baby Tim Madden, who is prone to black-outs, awakens from a two-week bender to discover a pool of blood in his car.Writer, ex-con and 40-something bottle-baby Tim Madden, who is prone to black-outs, awakens from a two-week bender to discover a pool of blood in his car.Writer, ex-con and 40-something bottle-baby Tim Madden, who is prone to black-outs, awakens from a two-week bender to discover a pool of blood in his car.

IMDb RATING
4.9/10
1.6K
YOUR RATING
POPULARITY
19,504
3,945
  • Director
    • Norman Mailer
  • Writers
    • Norman Mailer(screenplay by)
    • Robert Towne(uncredited)
  • Stars
    • Ryan O'Neal
    • Isabella Rossellini
    • Debra Stipe
Top credits
  • Director
    • Norman Mailer
  • Writers
    • Norman Mailer(screenplay by)
    • Robert Towne(uncredited)
  • Stars
    • Ryan O'Neal
    • Isabella Rossellini
    • Debra Stipe
  • See production, box office & company info
    • 35User reviews
    • 29Critic reviews
  • See more at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 1 win & 10 nominations

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    Trailer
    Trailer 1:53
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    Photos77

    Wings Hauser and Ryan O'Neal in Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)
    Isabella Rossellini and Ryan O'Neal in Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)
    Norman Mailer in Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)
    Ryan O'Neal and Lawrence Tierney in Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)
    Ryan O'Neal and Debra Stipe in Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)
    Ryan O'Neal in Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)
    Isabella Rossellini in Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)
    Ryan O'Neal in Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)
    Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)
    Isabella Rossellini, Ryan O'Neal, and Debra Stipe in Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)
    Isabella Rossellini and Ryan O'Neal in Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)
    Frances Fisher and R. Patrick Sullivan in Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)

    Top cast

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    Ryan O'Neal
    Ryan O'Neal
    • Tim Madden
    Isabella Rossellini
    Isabella Rossellini
    • Madeleine Regency
    Debra Stipe
    Debra Stipe
    • Patty Lareine
    • (as Debra Sandlund)
    Wings Hauser
    Wings Hauser
    • Capt. Alvin Luther Regency
    John Bedford Lloyd
    John Bedford Lloyd
    • Wardley Meeks III
    Lawrence Tierney
    Lawrence Tierney
    • Dougy Madden
    Penn Jillette
    Penn Jillette
    • Big Stoop
    Frances Fisher
    Frances Fisher
    • Jessica Pond
    R. Patrick Sullivan
    • Lonnie Pangborn
    John Snyder
    John Snyder
    • Spider
    Stephan Morrow
    Stephan Morrow
    • Stoodie
    Clarence Williams III
    Clarence Williams III
    • Bolo
    Kathryn Sanders
    • Beth
    Ira Lewis
    • Merwyn Finney
    Ed Setrakian
    • Lawyer
    Jodi Faith Cahn
    • Rhonda
    • (as Faith Cahn)
    Edward Bonetti
    • Old Cellmate
    Joel Meyerowitz
    • Second Cellmate
    • Director
      • Norman Mailer
    • Writers
      • Norman Mailer(screenplay by) (based on his novel)
      • Robert Towne(uncredited)
    • All cast & crew
    • Production, box office & more at IMDbPro

    Storyline

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    Did you know

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    • Trivia
      The line of dialogue by Ryan O'Neal, "Oh God! Oh man! Oh God! Oh man! Oh God! Oh man! Oh God! Oh man! Oh God!," has become a popular meme on the world wide web.
    • Quotes

      Madeleine Regency: [narrating a letter] My husband is having an affair with your wife. I don't think we should talk about it... unless you're prepared to kill them.

      Tim Madden: Oh man! Oh God, oh man! Oh God, oh man! Oh God, oh man! Oh God, oh man, oh God!

    • Connections
      Featured in Norman Mailer: The American (2010)
    • Soundtracks
      You'll Come Back (You Always Do)
      Music by Angelo Badalamenti

      Lyrics by Norman Mailer and Angelo Badalamenti

      Sung by Mel Tillis

    User reviews35

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    7/10
    Warning: For Intelligent and Advanced Film Buffs Only!
    Okay, now that I have your attention, I don't guarantee that you will rate this the 7/10 I do, even if you qualify as an intelligent and advanced film buff. However, I do believe you will find something to chew on here.

    It's written and directed by noted author Norman Maileer. And it's tough in every meaning of the word.

    The rough plot sounds like a rather typical noir. An excessively drinking author given to memory blackouts doesn't know if he committed a murder or not.

    Believe me, it's not that simple and Mailer takes us down a long winding and convoluted path before we know the whole story. At times, it seems ludicrous, and although I disagree with the Razzie noms it got, I understand. This is the type of movie which some will find inexorably bad.

    However, it weaves a spell and the tough will stay with it because it's addictive. You will laugh at inappropriate times and groan sometimes, and yet the very serious film buff will continue watching it, and be glad he/she did. And I do believe that many will find this rewarding although certainly not unflawed. Maybe Mailer wanted it flawed.

    As others mentioned, Wings Hauser is the perfect actor in this. However, Ryan O'Neal gave this his all, and veteran B film noir actor Lawrence Tierney also adds to this.

    Some will love it; some will hate it. I did neither, but I did enjoy it. There was a point, the chain connecting the characters in their sex lives and in the chain of violence.

    Love it or hate it, I suspect you will remember this one and not consider it a waste of time.
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    • AlanSquier
    • Mar 10, 2007

    Details

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    • Release date
      • December 25, 1987 (Finland)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Norman Mailerin Kovat kundit eivät tanssi
    • Filming locations
      • Provincetown, Massachusetts, USA
    • Production companies
      • Golan-Globus Productions
      • Zoetrope Studios
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    Box office

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    • Budget
      • $5,000,000 (estimated)
    • Gross US & Canada
      • $858,250
    • Gross worldwide
      • $858,250
    See detailed box office info on IMDbPro

    Technical specs

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    • Runtime
      1 hour 50 minutes
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Ultra Stereo
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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