The Lost Boys (1987) Poster


Corey Haim: Sam



  • Sam Emerson : Death by stereo!

  • Sam Emerson : Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy!

  • Alan Frog : We don't ride with vampires.

    Sam Emerson : Fine, stay here.

    Edgar Frog : [Looks around, clearly scared]  We do now.

    Alan Frog : Yeah.

  • Sam Emerson : Wait, wait. You *have* a TV?

    Grandpa : No. I just like to read the TV Guide. Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV.

  • Sam Emerson : [about Star]  It's that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them?

    [Star floats up] 

    Sam Emerson : She's one of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.

  • Max : Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless.

    Sam Emerson : Did you know that?

    Edgar Frog : Of course. Everyone knows that.

  • Edgar Frog : Listen, just so you know, if you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it!

    Sam Emerson : Chill out, Edgar.

    Edgar Frog : [coming to his senses]  Right.

  • Sam Emerson : Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid.

  • Grandpa : Hey, anything around here that might pass for aftershave?

    Sam Emerson : How about some Windex, Grandpa?

    Grandpa : Yeah, yeah, let me try some of that.

    Michael Emerson : You have a big date tonight, Grandpa?

    Grandpa : I'm going to drop my handiwork by the widow Johnson.

    Michael Emerson : What'd ya stuff for her? Mr. Johnson?

  • [about Grandpa] 

    Michael Emerson : Looks like he's dead!

    Sam Emerson : If he's dead, can we go back to Phoenix?

  • Sam Emerson : Are you freebasing, Michael? Inquiring minds want to know.

  • Sam Emerson : You're a vampire! I knew it!

    Michael Emerson : I am not!

    Sam Emerson : So what are you? The Flying Nun?

  • Edgar Frog : [the Frog Brothers walk in the room, carrying loads of stakes. To Sam]  Okay, where's Nosferatu?

    Sam Emerson : Who?

    Edgar Frog : The prince of darkness.

    Alan Frog : The night crawler. The bloodsucker.

    Edgar Frog : El Vampiro.

    Sam Emerson : Mike! They're here!

  • Sam Emerson : [bursts into the video store where his mom is working]  Mom, listen, I gotta tell you something - it's real important. Shh! Santa Carla is crawling with vampires.

    Lucy Emerson : [to customers]  Um, excuse me...

    Sam Emerson : Mom, I'm serious! Listen, Edgar staked one, it was screaming and fizzing. Look, Mom, there's evidence on my sweater.

  • Sam Emerson : So where're we going?

    Michael Emerson : Nowhere.

    Sam Emerson : So what's the rush? You're chasing that girl aren't you? Come on, admit it. I'm at the mercy of your sex glands, bud.

  • Sam Emerson : Got a problem, guys?

    Edgar Frog : Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.

    Sam Emerson : Pretty cool, huh?

    Alan Frog : For a fashion victim.

  • Edgar Frog : You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot?

    Sam Emerson : Yeah, all day.

    Alan Frog : Does the sunlight freak him out?

    Sam Emerson : Uh, he wears sunglasses in the house.

    Edgar Frog : Bad breath, long fingernails?

    Sam Emerson : Yeah, his fingernails are a little bit longer, um, he always had bad breath, though.

    Alan Frog : He's a vampire all right.

    Edgar Frog : All right, here's what you do: get yourself a good sharp stake and drive it right through his heart.

    Sam Emerson : I can't do that; he's my brother.

    Alan Frog : OK, we'll come over and do it for you.

    Sam Emerson : No!

    Edgar Frog : You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral.

  • Sam Emerson : And then his dog started chasing my mom like the hounds of hell in "Vampires Everywhere."

    Edgar Frog : We've been aware there's some very serious vampire activity in this town for some time.

    Alan Frog : Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead.

    Edgar Frog : As a matter of fact, we're almost certain ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at city hall.

    Alan Frog : Kill your brother, you'll feel better.

  • Sam Emerson : Guys, we're on our own.

    Edgar Frog : Good, just the way we like it.

  • Alan Frog : Notice anything unusual about Santa Carla yet?

    Sam Emerson : No, it's actually a pretty cool place... if you're a Martian!

    Edgar Frog : Or, a vampire!

    Sam Emerson : You guys sniffin' on newsprint or somethin'?

  • Sam Emerson : There's no TV! Have you seen a TV, Mike? I haven't seen a TV. Do you know what it means when there's no TV? - No MTV!

  • Alan Frog : There's our number on the back. And pray you never need to call us.

    Sam Emerson : I'll pray I never need to call you.

  • Lucy Emerson : You got carried away by a comic book?

    Sam Emerson : It was a scary comic, mom. I'm sorry.

  • Edgar Frog : You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something, you don't know shit, buddy.

    Alan Frog : Yeah? You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh?

    Sam Emerson : Actually, I thought it was a bakery.

    Edgar Frog : This is just a cover; we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.

  • Edgar Frog : Come on Sam, let's get out of here. Burn rubber!

    [the car accelerates, almost driving over a cliff] 

    Edgar Frog : Christ!

    Sam Emerson : Burn rubber does not mean warp speed!

  • Michael Emerson : Look, this isn't a comic book, Sam, these guys are brutal killers.

    Sam Emerson : So are the Frog brothers!

  • Max : [reaches for Lucy's hand while strangling Sam]  Don't fight, Lucy. It's so much better if you don't fight.

    Sam Emerson : Mom! Mom, no! Don't do it, Mom! Mom, don't do it!

    Lucy Emerson : Sam...

    Sam Emerson : Mom, no!

    [Lucy reluctantly decides to abandon her humanity by taking Max's hand] 

    Sam Emerson : Mom, no!

    Lucy Emerson : Sam!

    [Max attempts to bite her] 

  • Dwayne : [standing up after almost getting hit by bow and arrow]  You missed, sucker!

    Sam Emerson : Only once, pal.

  • Sam Emerson : I bet you hate garlic, dontcha!

    Max : No, I like garlic! It's just a little much! It's raw garlic.

  • Alan Frog : First come, first staked.

    Sam Emerson : What was that? A little vampire humor? Well, it wasn't funny!

  • Sam Emerson : What's that smell?

    Edgar Frog : Vampires, my friend, vampires.

  • Edgar Frog : Are you OK?

    Sam Emerson : I nailed one of them downstairs with a bow and arrow.

    Alan Frog : All right, Sambo!

    Edgar Frog : We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister.

    Alan Frog : Totally annihilated his night-stalking ass!

    Edgar Frog : Well, Nanook helped a little.

    Alan Frog : Death to all vampires!

    Edgar Frog : Maximum body count!

    Edgar Frog : We're awesome monster bashers!

    Alan Frog : The meanest!

    Edgar Frog : The baddest!

  • Michael Emerson : [Sam comes out of the bathroom, Michael's hand is cut up, and bloody]  Nanook.

    Sam Emerson : What about Nanook? What'd you do to my dog, you asshole?

  • Sam Emerson : [Sam gets in bed with her]  Have you been eating pizza?

    Sam Emerson : No. Why?

    Lucy Emerson : Phew. You smell like garlic.

    [Sam opens his robe, he is wearing a garlic necklace] 

  • Sam Emerson : [yelling out the window to Star]  Don't kill anyone until we get back to you!

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