Bad Taste (1987)

Pete O'Herne: Barry, 3rd Class Alien

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• Frank : Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet.

  Barry : And the moon.

  Frank : Yeah, and the moon.

• Barry : Why can't aliens be friendly?

  Derek : There's no glowing fingers on these bastards, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, its my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington...

  Barry : Auckland?

  Derek : Yeah, well, that wouldn't be so bad.

• Frank : Well, I guess we'll have to issue a gun to Ozzy

  Barry : Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder

• Barry : I knew it was a mistake to issue weapons. We're a government department not a paramilitary unit!

  Derek : Yeah, the Astro Investigation and Defence Service!

  Ozzy : Wish we'd change that name!

• Derek : Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry. We'll need them for analysis.

  Barry : No bloody way mate. You can come down here and do that yourself!

• Barry : What are we gonna do if we're spotted, Frank?

  Frank : Well... I guess we shoot the bastards.

• Barry : I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys.