Very Close Quarters (1984)

Frederick Allen: Vadik

Quotes 

• Vadik : [amorously]  Why don't you let me walk you to work.

  Vera : Alright. There's a girl *your* age I want you to meet.

• Pavel : What could be more romantic than to die at the feet of your lady fair, huh?

  Vadik : How?

  Pavel : Well, there are thousands of ways. For example, you take a rope, a strong one. Loop both the ends, then lie down comfortably. Then take one loop and put it around your foot, and the other put it around your neck. Then kick your leg and your neck snaps like that.

  [snaps his fingers] 

  Pavel : But, if you want to be truly romantic, why, then you must save it for the last moment. So uh, don't tie it too tightly.