Top Gun (1986)
Anthony Edwards: Goose
Charlie : Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick : Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.
Charlie : How's that, Lieutenant?
Maverick : Well, I just happened to see a MiG 28 do a...
Goose : We!
Maverick : Uh, sorry, Goose. *We* happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive.
Charlie : Where did you see this?
Maverick : Uh, that's classified.
Charlie : It's what?
Maverick : It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Goose : The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.
Charlie : So, lieutenant, where exactly were you?
Maverick : Well, we...
Goose : Thank you.
Maverick : Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
Charlie : Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Maverick : Because I was inverted.
Iceman : [coughs whilst saying] Bullshit.
Goose : No, he was man. It was a really great move. He was inverted.
Charlie : You were in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28?
Maverick : Yes, ma'am.
Charlie : At what range?
Maverick : Um, about two meters.
Goose : It was actually about one and a half I think. It was one and a half. I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be one and a half.
Maverick : Was a nice picture.
Goose : Thanks.
Charlie : Eh, lieutenant, what were you doing there?
Goose : Communicating.
Maverick : Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving him the bird!
Goose : [Charlie looks puzzled, so Goose clarifies] You know, the finger
Charlie : Yes, I know the finger, Goose.
Goose : I-I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that, I'm sorry. Excuse me.
Stinger : Maverick, you just did an incredibly brave thing. What you should have done was land your plane! You don't own that plane, the tax payers do! Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You've been busted, you lost your qualifications as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers, and one admiral's daughter!
Goose : Penny Benjamin?
Stinger : And you asshole, you're lucky to be here!
Goose : Thank you, sir.
Stinger : And let's not bullshit Maverick. Your family name ain't the best in the Navy. You need to be doing it better, and cleaner than the other guy. Now what is it with you?
Maverick : Just want to serve my country, be the best pilot in the Navy, sir.
Stinger : Don't screw around with me Maverick. You're a hell of an instinctive pilot. Maybe too good. I'd like to bust your butt but I can't. I got another problem here. I gotta send somebody from this squadron to Miramar. I gotta do something here, I still can't believe it. I gotta give you your dream shot! I'm gonna send you up against the best. You two characters are going to Top Gun.
Goose : No, no, no, no. There's two "Os" in Goose, boys.
Goose : [flying above MiG upside down] Is this your idea of fun, Mav?
Goose : Come on, Mav, do some of that pilot shit!
Goose : Yeeha, Jester's dead!
Wolfman : Won this bullshit?
Goose : Didn't everybody?
Hollywood : Hell no, man. We got our butts kicked.
Wolfman : Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd who go?"
Hollywood : Yeah, and he's laughing at us, right on the radio, he's laughing at us.
Slider : That was me laughing, dickhead.
Goose : Great balls of fire!
Goose : [after Goose and Maverick get chewed out by Viper] Thanks, Mav, that was really great. Oh, shit! Maybe I should become a truck driver. Mav, do you remember the number of that truck driving school that was on TV the other night, Truck America or something like that?