TerrorVision (1986)
Diane Franklin: Suzy
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Quotes
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[Suzy threatens Sherman that she'll make him take his pill]
Suzy Putterman : Sherman, will you shut up about the monster! I'm gonna make you take your pill.
O.D. : Pills? What color?
Sherman Putterman : Follow me.
O.D. : All right, dude! Pill freak!
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[Suzy teaches the alien monster how important music is]
Suzy Putterman : This is music. Mu-sic. It's almost as important as food.
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[Medusa arrives in time to kill who she thinks is the alien monster]
Sherman Putterman : Medusa!
Medusa : [Medusa sees Pluthar] Not so fast, asshole! Yah!
Medusa : [hitting Pluthar over the helmet with her purse] Ugly bastard!
Pluthar : [as Pluthar's helmet starts to lose air pressure] Uh! I'm losing pressure!
Suzy Putterman : [Pluthar falls dead] Oh, my God!
Medusa : Right in the nick of time, huh?
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[the Putterman parents meet O.D. for the first time]
Suzy Putterman : It's O.D.
Stanley Putterman : O who?
Suzy Putterman : O.D., my new boyfriend.
Stanley Putterman : Oh. Irish boy?
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[Suzy teaches the alien monster how important TV is]
Suzy Putterman : This is TV. T-V. Next to food and music, this is mankind's greatest invention.
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[Sherman and Suzy meet Pluthar]
Pluthar : Please, Earthling, there is little time. I've come to exterminate the hungry beast.
Suzy Putterman : Like, what is going on around here? What is a hungry beast?
Pluthar : On my planet, the hungry beast is a house pet, similar to your Earthly dogs and cats. But, they are highly unstable, prone to mutate wildly and eat everything in sight. When mutation occurs, they must be exterminated at once.
Sherman Putterman : You mean, like, he was somebody's pet?
Pluthar : Oh, yes, they're very lovable, before they mutate.
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[Sherman tries killing the alien monster while blowing up the room they're both trapped in]
Suzy Putterman : [from the front of the house] Did you feel something?
O.D. : Yeah, like, 3.5 on the Richter scale.
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[Suzy asks her mother what's going on with the TV going out]
Suzy Putterman : Hey! My TV flipped out. I missed the new Noodles' video!
Raquel Putterman : Earth station Putterman is at it again.
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[Suzy welcomes Grampa into the home]
Grampa Putterman : Hey, honeybee. You know anything about the U-2's?
Suzy Putterman : Uh, the band?
Grampa Putterman : No, the spy planes.
Suzy Putterman : Oh, yeah. I think I saw'em on MTV!
Grampa Putterman : MTV? Phooey!
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[Raquel asks Suzy what happened to her previous boyfriend]
Raquel Putterman : New Boyfriend? What happened to the Weinstein boy?
Suzy Putterman : Squidsville, Mommy, Gaa! O.D.'s the coolest boy in school, he's a musical genius.
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[Suzy welcomes O.D. into the home]
Suzy Putterman : O.D.!
O.D. : Da, da, da, da, da-da, da... Charge!
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[Suzy arrives back home and finds Sherman awake]
Sherman Putterman : There's a monster loose. It ate Grampa. I think it ate mom and dad.
Suzy Putterman : Honestly, Sherman. Sometimes, you are such a nerd!
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[Sherman holds his assault rifle on Suzy]
Sherman Putterman : Sis, don't... go... in... there.
Suzy Putterman : Sherman, stop it!
O.D. : Yeah, buzz off, dude. I wanna party!
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[Suzy goes looking for her parents with Sherman]
Suzy Putterman : [to O.D] Be right back, okay, baby?
O.D. : Hey, no sweat! What's on El Tubo?
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[Suzy and Sherman find their alien Putterman parents and the alien swingers in bed together]
Raquel Putterman : [alien Raquel] Remember, kids, you do your thing, we do ours.
Suzy Putterman : Mother, that is so disgusting!
Stanley Putterman : [alien Stanley] Night, night, now, kids. Try and keep it down, will ya? Thanks.
Suzy Putterman : Barf me out!
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[Suzy and Sherman ask the alien Putterman parents if they've seen Grampa]
Suzy Putterman : Have any of you seen Gramps?
Grampa Putterman : [the alien Gramps head pops up from the bed] Right here, honeybee. Just takin' care of business.
Suzy Putterman : Oh, Gramps, that is totally sicko!
Sherman Putterman : [Suzy closes the bedroom door] I thought it was a monster.
Suzy Putterman : That's okay, Sherman. Some day you'll understand.
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[O.D., Sherman, and Suzy feed the monster for the first time]
O.D. : All right!
Sherman Putterman : Rad!
Suzy Putterman : Totally awesome!
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[Suzy tells Sherman and O.D. that they're rich for finding the alien monster]
Sherman Putterman : What are we going to do with him?
Suzy Putterman : We're going to make a million bucks!
Suzy Putterman : [Sherman and O.D. gasp] Don't ya see? This is, like, amazing. I mean, a monster from outer space, like, it's like we own him.
O.D. : Oh, yeah! rude! I mean that guy probably doesn't even know what money is!
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[Sherman, O.D. and Suzy call to talk to Medusa for help]
Sherman Putterman : [on the phone] Well, you know that monster I told you about? He's really here. We're teaching him to talk, me and my sister.
O.D. : And me, man, O.D. Riley!
Medusa : Well, listen, Sherman. I've had a long night. So, uh, call me next week. We'll chat it up.
Sherman Putterman : But wait!
Suzy Putterman : [Suzy takes the phone] Let me! Medusa?
Medusa : Oh, who's this? Your split personality?
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[Suzy tells Medusa on the phone that she's the alien monster's business manager]
Suzy Putterman : This is Suzy Putterman, Sherman's sister. Business manager for the monster from outer space.
Medusa : So, tell me, Suzy. Is your whole family a little cuckoo?
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[Suzy tells Medusa on the phone that she wants to put the alien monster on TV]
Suzy Putterman : Please, Medusa, this is serious! He's a real live monster. We want to know how to get him on TV.
Medusa : Listen, kid, you want a guest spot, talk to the Letterman show. Medusa's strictly solo! Now, if you'll excuse me I gotta hit some parties.
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[the alien monster tries watching TV with the Putterman kids]
Monster Vocal Effects : [growling] TV!
O.D. : [the alien monster throws his tentacles at O.D] Hey, hold your horses, turkey!
Suzy Putterman : What are you doing?
O.D. : Hey, man, nothing. This guy just doesn't dig commercials.
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[Suzy and O.D. see the alien monster become impatient to watch TV]
Suzy Putterman : Shh, come on now, be quiet, okay?
O.D. : Yeah, dude, don't be so impatient, butthole!
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[Suzy tries asking the alien monster for its name]
Suzy Putterman : What's your name? What planet are you from?
Sherman Putterman : [the alien monster growls nodding up and down] He doesn't know what you're taking about. He's just a monster.
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[while hiding from the alien monster Suzy asks Sherman what are they going to do?]
Suzy Putterman : What are we gonna do?
Sherman Putterman : We're going to blow his butt to kingdom come!
Suzy Putterman : Huh?
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[Sherman arms Suzy with a weapon]
Sherman Putterman : [Sherman hands Suzy an assault rifle] Here, best chance to stop him is a brain shot.
Suzy Putterman : What are you talking about? We don't even know where his brain is!
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[Sherman and Suzy find the alien monster's sludge all over]
Sherman Putterman : Wow, these grenades are pretty neat. Maybe I killed it already.
Suzy Putterman : It didn't sound too dead when it ate that cop.
Sherman Putterman : Yeah, well, maybe I wounded it.
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[the armed Sherman and Suzy find the alien monster in their living room watching TV]
Sherman Putterman : [carrying assault rifles] Perfect set-up for a surprise attack.
Suzy Putterman : Attack? I'm so sure! The hand grenade didn't even phase him!
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[Pluthar tells Sherman and Suzy how he can return their mother and father]
Pluthar : Well, we do have a process. If I can take the beast back alive, which isn't likely, the victim's genes could be extracted from the hungry beast's tissue and grown in special serum cultures.
Sherman Putterman : You mean, like, clones?
Suzy Putterman : Clones of mommy and daddy?
Pluthar : No, no, they'd be the real mommy and daddy. Of course, they'd have to live in special aquariums.
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[Suzy yells at Medusa for killing Pluthar]
Suzy Putterman : You killed him!
Sherman Putterman : [Sherman kneels over Pluthar's body] Spaceman, spaceman, please don't die!
Medusa : Hey, what's with you guys? I just saved your ass! How 'bout a little gratitude?
Suzy Putterman : You killed him. You stupid bitch! It was are only hope!
Medusa : Huh?
