Twice in a Lifetime (1985)

Ann-Margret: Audrey

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Quotes 

• Audrey Minelli : When I got out of bed this morning, something told me to get back in.

  Harry : Why didn't you?

  Audrey Minelli : I'm a big girl. I make my own decisions.

• Audrey Minelli : Here's to the next 50.

  Harry : Hey, you're not supposed to have heard that.

  Audrey Minelli : It's no big deal. Ronald Reagan's 70 - over.

  Harry : Yeah, but his hair's still 50.

• Harry : Nice shopping mall you got here. It's bigger than ours. A lot.

  Audrey Minelli : Thanks. You should see our gas station.

  Harry : Oh, I'd like to.

• Harry : I didn't think you'd come. I - I'm glad you did. But, I didn't think you would.

  Audrey Minelli : Well, I have.

  Harry : Yeah, you have.

• Audrey Minelli : They look nice. I like that.

  Nick : You like flowers, huh?

  Audrey Minelli : Yeah. Guys giving to guys. That's nice.

  Nick : Yeah, Serbians always give flowers. We don't distinguish between men or women.

  Audrey Minelli : Yeah, I heard that.

  [laughs] 

  Nick : Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Alright, here's something else we do. We make our own Slivovitz, right.

  Audrey Minelli : Slivovitz?

• Audrey Minelli : Oh, that is the *best* kiss I ever had.

• Audrey Minelli : He kept me up on this pedestal and he never let me down. It's okay for a statue, maybe.

  Harry : But, not for a woman.

  Audrey Minelli : Yeah.

• Audrey Minelli : I'm not used to this. I - I have been man-proof for *so* long.

• Harry : My buddy Nick was supposed to cover for me in case - in case she asked. So, no pain would be caused.

  Audrey Minelli : Sometimes pain needs causing - to shake everybody up.

• Harry : What's so funny?

  Audrey Minelli : Oh, nothing. You just look delicious, that's all.

• Audrey Minelli : [laying on top of Harry]  Oh, oh. You're a sexy man, you know that?

  Harry : Oh, bull shit.

  Audrey Minelli : Yes. Yes, you are. You are. Relax.

• Harry : I'm not just a guy in a bar, you know. I love you.

  Audrey Minelli : Oh, yeah?

  Harry : Yeah.

  Audrey Minelli : Prove it. Prove it to me. Don't give me any okays any more. "It's going to be okay." You know what? It's not going to be okay. If we're going to make it, it's got to be nothing but you and me. Nothing but us. I can't take it any more. It's got to be nothing but us.

• Audrey Minelli : What kind of a world are you living in Harry? It just doesn't work that way. You can't have cake and eat it too.

• Audrey Minelli : Looking for a good time, honey?

• Audrey Minelli : Where's the bedroom?