O.C. and Stiggs (1985)

Martin Mull: Pat Coletti

Quotes 

• Pat Coletti : This is the life, isn't it? I wonder what the poor people are doing tonight.

  [scoffs] 

  Pat Coletti : I know where 624 of them will be on Monday morning. Workin' for me. In my sweatshop.

  [toasting] 

  Pat Coletti : To Mexico.

  Stiggs : So, what do you, like, do?

  Pat Coletti : Basically, I drink. And I make a lot of money.

  Stiggs : I mean, what kind of work do you do, that you *can* do, really wasted?

  Pat Coletti : Hog couture, boys.

  Stiggs : Hog couture? How's that?

  Pat Coletti : I manufacture clothes for fat women.