- Jennifer: I can be social director.
- Hardy Bassett: But we already have a social director honey, Billy Wankey.
- Jennifer: Billy Wankey! He's a convicted child molester!
- Hardy Bassett: ...and he'll work for free.
- Francois: TrËs bien, now tomorrow you kick me in the nuts.
- Og: And the next day I'll get kicked.
- Christopher Watkins: And then what?
- Christopher Watkins: We can't get kicked in the nuts every day, she'll get suspicious!
- Laylo Nardeen: I'm not sure I understand sir?
- Hardy Bassett: Well th... the moral of... the moral of the story is, don't sniff airplane glue when you're young, It... It's bad for your memory.
- Hardy Bassett: And incidentally I'm having a terrible time with my memory, I cant remember one thing from one second to the next!
- Laylo Nardeen: How long have you had that problem?
- Hardy Bassett: What problem?