- Eddie Fisher: How the hell did I wind up singing on a bus to the moon?
- Alphacruiser Steward: Musta been all them women, Mr. Fisher.
- Buck Heller: And here is your gun.
- Adam Beckett: What? I've never used a gun before in my life. I mean, they scare me.
- Buck Heller: Come on, Beckett, don't be such a pussy. You don't know who's out there.
- Swedish Architect: You will get everything you want in your lifetime, only you won't get it in the way you expect.
- Hugo: We shall show you that New York City is a dream created by higher beings as a temporary lodging place in the earthly sojourn.
- Adam Beckett: Wow. But how do I know that this isn't a dream right now?
- Hugo: Faith!
- Ted Breughel: Are they all on, Freida?
- Freida Shimkus: Yes, all aboard. They're so helpless!
- Ted Breughel: I know. You go on ahead. I'm gonna say my prayer.
- Ted Breughel: It's that kid! I knew he was gonna be a problem. Let's go get him! Let's go... get him!
- Father Knickerbocker: Over the years, Adam, many spirits have helped us bring more light and more understanding into the world. Up there is our gallery of past masters. One day, your picture could be up there.
- Adam Beckett: Amazing.
- Hugo: Occasionally they even visit. You should have been here last week. Walt Whitman was here! What a great man.