College Dormitory (1984) Poster

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7/10
If only it were true
slake0914 February 2005
If this was a typical French dormitory, I would have gone to school in France. I swear I would have. I would still, at the age of 41, be going to school in France. Perhaps sweeping the dormitory floors, still trying to pass freshman algebra while I dispense wisdom to the bubbly French coed perched on my knee.

College Dormitory is hot stuff, especially for the time it was made. The plot is a bit hard to follow in the English version, but who is following the plot? Not me. It is basically about some girls, in a college dorm. That's enough, you don't need to know any more, except that they are frequently naked and making out with each other.

They do stripteases for each other, in the dorm. They vie for who gets to make out with the better endowed girls. They admire each others bodies and make dates to make out with each other later. They go on field trips and make out with each other. They watch each other making out. In fact, they do very little except get naked and make out with each other.

Does it get any better than naked French college girls making out with each other? I submit that this is the very peak of modern civilization, and cannot be bested by mere feats of technology, like sending people into space. It should be a recognized art form, for all to admire, like painting, sculpture, or programming in Pascal.

There is a particular style of erotica, uniquely French, and this movie has it in abundance. It is not necessarily explicit, but it is highly erotic, a quality not usually to be found in American movies of any genre, and certainly not to the degree that it is in College Dormitory.

This is a true guilty pleasure.
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10/10
Among the best in the category
billbordenyh24 April 2005
This film has everything: a sense of humor, some real (albeit no Oscar quality) acting, an actual plot (it's thin, but it is there) and, of course, beautiful nude girls. Modern soft-core directors of the "Bare Wench Project" / "Erotic Witch Project" genre should be required to watch this movie, along with "Young Lady Chatterly" and the Sylvia Krystal "Emmanuael" series. Put a little effort into your films, and people will actually watch them--not just fast-forward to the "good parts".

The closest thing to a problem is that some of the girls do appear to be, well, REAL teens. As it did get air play in the USA, I assume that everyone in the film was 18, but if you prefer your nude femmes mature--like in their late 20's--you might be a bit disappointed. There are a few older ladies, the step-mother for example, but the title does highlight the film's focus.
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