If You Could See What I Hear (1982)

Marc Singer: Tom Sullivan

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Quotes 

• [Will and Tom are a convertible, and it's raining] 

  Will Sly : I figured for ten weeks of sun, surf, and sex, we wouldn't need a top.

  Tom Sullivan : Well, if the surf and the sex are as good as the sun, we're in big trouble.

• Will Sly : [walks into Tom's room, where the light is off]  Sullivan, you pervert, it's pitch black in here.

  [he switches on the light] 

  Tom Sullivan : I got news for you, Sly. It's still pitch black in here.

  Will Sly : It's not nice to make fun of sighted people. I'm liable to go through your closet and mix all your solids and checks, and then where would you be? You'd be a walking billboard for bad taste, that's where you'd be!

• Will Sly : Time to think about getting a new guide dog. I'm off tomorrow.

  Tom Sullivan : It's tomorrow already? Jesus, what happened? We were...

  Will Sly : They should make calendars in Braille. They really should.

• Mrs. Ruxton : I don't allow pets. You won't be able to keep your seeing eye dog here.

  Tom Sullivan : [patting Will on the chest]  Oh, I don't have a seeing eye dog, Mrs. Ruxton. I have Sly.

  Will Sly : Woof, woof.

  Mrs. Ruxton : Oh dear.

• Will Sly : [Interrupts Tom Sullivan singing in the shower]  Hey, Beverly Sills, you mind if I smoke?

  Tom Sullivan : In the shower?

  Will Sly : Oh, I always smoke in the shower. I find it cuts down the risk of serious fire by about half.

• Tom Sullivan : [while fondling two women in the bar where he sings]  You wanna be in a band? I'll design the costumes!