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7/10
The most artistic porn movie, by far
the_mao18 December 2005
This is the best of best, or the less pathetic porn movie (that depends on your view).

It is so good that precisely the only flaw point in the whole movie are the unnecessary long hardcore scenes, surely made by pressure from the producers.

This movie has little of everything, scify, fantasy, sexual dreams, drama, comedy, good shows, good photography, good acting, amateur acting, low budget look, exceptional atmosphere, some very high stetics points, lots of psychological and conceptual ideas, etc.

The ending of the story is also a very high point. One of the best endings that I have seen on cinema.

In brief, if you like art get this movie, cut all the unnecessary hardcore out, and you will get a little gem.
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5/10
Fever dream porn.
ocosis23 November 2019
Café Flesh has a really dense slimy atmosphere. It's an interesting slab of 80's new wave art porn. I also find it kind of nasty and grim. I wouldn't call it trash, but at the same time I do. It feels like a smear of lard in my mind, when I think about it. It's that sleazy. Creepy. Weird.
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9/10
Tune In, Turn On & Fall Out
Nodriesrespect6 February 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Fringe filmmaker Stephen Sayadian (a/k/a "Rinse Dream") followed his groundbreaking NIGHTDREAMS with this even more radical foray into expressionist erotica. Set in a post-nuclear future, the "bomb" has left 99 % of the world population unable to have sexual intercourse, becoming violently ill whenever this is attempted, with the remaining 1 % forced to perform for their benefit in dank, dark night spots such as the titular Café Flesh, run by the friendly but firm "Moms" (sympathetically portrayed by cult figure and soon to become carnal queen Tantala, billed as "Darcy Nichols"). From his single brightly lit spot on the stage, MC Max Melodramatic (an astonishing performance by Andrew Nichols) mercilessly teases and taunts the incapacitated audience flooding the club night after night, both his presence and the garish shows cruelly reminding them of the intimacy they are no longer capable of. Among them, Nick and Lana (Paul McGibbonney and "Pia Snow" a/k/a grade B horror favorite Michelle Bauer) who are desperately trying to hang on to their once loving relationship now perhaps fatally handicapped by the enforced absence of physical closeness. Unbeknown to Nick though, Lana is a closet Sex Positive, feigning sickness so as not to lose out on love through an obligatory stage career. The arrival of small town girl Angel (the very pretty Marie Sharp from Vinnie Rossi's insipid FOREPLAY) and her delighted response to being pressed into pornographic theatrical duty, makes Lana doubt her decision. As she yields to a desperate masturbation bit in the café's kitchen, Max spying on her effectively blows her cover. A much anticipated guest performance by legendary super stud Johnny Rico (the late Kevin James, such a motor mouth in Fred Lincoln's MITZI'S HONOR, in an uncharacteristically silent turn) causes Lana to lose her cool and join him and Angel on stage for a fantasy-fulfilling finale.

Much has been made of the film's supposed status as an allegory for the AIDS crisis, most of it in hindsight. Considering the virus became a public commodity in the early '80s, this would not be an entirely impossible interpretation albeit a fairly improbable one, requiring near visionary prescience on the part of the makers. Then again, it was written by Jerry Stahl, employing the nom de plume "Herbert W. Day" prior to gaining notoriety with "Permanent Midnight". Still, I always preferred to regard it as a satirical critique of the "impotent" position of the porn audience, viewing rather than participating in the sex action. Either way, CAFE FLESH certainly succeeds better as midnight movie type cult cinema than as erotica, somewhat unfair criticism perhaps as it never seems to try very hard in that latter capacity. Sex scenes are fewer than was the norm to begin with and mostly presented as dispassionate if rather imaginative stage productions. A '50s housewife (Terri Copeland) with a trio of bawling babies in tow gets down 'n' dirty with a milkman wearing a rat suit (mulatto stud Ken Starbuck, who went native in Svetlana's amiably silly PINK LAGOON) while a phone-fondling secretary (minor starlet Becky Savage, most memorable in Ann Perry's UNDERCOVERS) gives it up to an executive with a large pencil-shaped head ! Only Bauer's scenes are genuine turn-ons, slightly hampered by over-zealous editing to mask the fact that she had a penetration stand-in, even though she definitely did perform oral sex on Ron Jeremy in Svetlana's BAD GIRLS.

Acting, especially in the non-sex roles, is excellent. Though some of the apocalyptic set design was clearly accomplished on the cheap, it effectively conveys the view of a desolate future, further enhanced by moody cinematography and a great soundtrack by then fledgling composer Mitchell Froom who worked on PEE WEE'S PLAYHOUSE, like Sayadian and his cohort "F.X. Pope" (a/k/a Francis Delia) a rogue rebel trying to make his mark. A quarter century down the line, much of the material has dated, effacing much of the effectiveness of what must've seemed "hip" at the time, like the jive-talking black girl who acts like some sort of spaced out chorus. Still, for sheer curiosity value (there has been very little that resembles it made since, perhaps for good reason...), it's very hard to beat.
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9/10
The quintessential cerebral adult film
erickov7 February 2005
Cafe Flesh is an adult movie. Let's make no mistake about it. The fact is, however, Cafe Flesh only contains hardcore explicit scenes because that is the only way Rinse Dream could get funding for his film. The concepts are straight out science fiction. The remarkable vision of Rinse Dream screams unique. Mitchell Froom's soundtrack just adds to the overall feel of the film. The writing is simply poetic. If you are a conscientious movie buff that likes to have your brain stimulated, please do yourself a favor and do not miss this movie. If you are just into porn, you may not even get wood. This is a story...a post-apocalyptic nightmarish world of sexual slaves, tortured souls, and the dynamic interpersonal developments that come out of a nuclear holocaust. Cafe Flesh is BRILLIANT. Kudos!
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9/10
If you must watch one porn movie...make it this one...
chas7712 January 1999
For all of those people out there who whine about lack of plot in porn, here's the film for you. Set in a post-punk, post-apocalyptic American wasteland where the survivors are divided into two groups -- sex positives and sex negatives. The positives are "forced" to perform live sex cabaret shows at various Cafes. The negatives watch, unable to perform. This black comedy benefits from a great script by Jerry ("Permanent Midnight") Stahl and superb direction from Rinse Dream. You haven't lived until you see the bizarre cabaret skits and musical set-ups. Truly inventive stuff here, despite its low budget.
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Not just a porno movie
Barbecue6 June 1999
A disturbing, dark story set in a post-apocalyptic world where the majority of people have been rendered sex negative - they become violently ill when they attempt any sexual activity, even kissing. These unfortunates enjoy sex vicariously through live sex performance art staged at special clubs, where the rare "sex positives" are forced into a sort of sexual gladiatorial status, partly slaves, and partly celebrities.

The story centers on a couple of Cafe Flesh sex negative regulars, and their sad obsession with the club lifestyle.

The best acting performance in the film is Andy Nichols as Max, the mean-spirited emcee at the club who likes to taunt the audiences he is there to entertain, and stirs up trouble whenever he can. The sex scenes are not romantic, but they are imaginative and highly choreographed, with creative and surreal sets. Great camera work, an excellent soundtrack, surprisingly good acting, and some hot sex as well. It's a real good example of how a good porno movie SHOULD be. Very worthwhile

Definitely worth watching.
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8/10
This is surely a classic
augustian21 May 2017
For those who can get their minds to accept hard-core porn, this film is definitely a must-see. Set in a post-apocalyptic dystopian future, the people are split into two types: Sex-Negatives who make up ninety nine per cent of the population and Sex-Positives who are the other one per cent. The Sex-Negatives are violently sick if they engage in sexual activity and it is compulsory for the Sex-Positives to put on a sex-show in establishments such as Café Flesh.

The sex acts, or tableaux, are surreal in themselves: a giant rat and cannibalistic babies and a pencil-headed boss just to give you a flavour of the utter weirdness of it all. All this and more accompanied by a deranged musical sound track but it is the characters who really make the film.

All the characters are grotesque in their own way; but maybe not Angel the virgin who is the new star turn for obvious reasons. The real standout grotesque performance has got to be Max Melodramatic (Andy Nichols) the merciless mocking compere whose mockery of the Sex-Negatives knows no bounds. His performance alone makes this film the classic that it is. Even if you not keen on hard-core porn, this is one film that you should see.
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8/10
"Could anything be sweeter than desire in chains?"
The_Void21 August 2008
This film manages to do a rare thing; we get treated to some great sex scenes, and the story surrounding the sex actually verges on intelligent! Director Stephen Sayadian's art house erotica may struggle to find an audience; art house fans will probably find it too trashy, while porn fans may find it too arty; but for anyone who likes something a bit different; Cafe Flesh is a definite must see. The film's back-story focuses on a nuclear war that has had a bizarre effect on the surviving citizens. The remaining population has been split into two halves; the sex negatives who become nauseous if they engage in sex, and the sex positives; who remain normal. We focus on Cafe Flesh; a club where sex negatives go to watch the sex positives perform various sex acts on stage. We follow a small group of sex negatives inside the club. The club has been elevated by the news of the forthcoming arrival of the famous sex positive Johnny Rico, while one of the negatives begins to question her status as her and her boyfriend grow further apart from one another.

The thing I liked about this film most is undoubtedly the atmosphere; director Stephen Sayadian takes care to ensure that the club's atmosphere is as seedy as possible, and while helping the sex scenes; it also helps the film to enforce the dismal vision of the future. The sex scenes themselves are all staged and very diverse, which ensures the film doesn't get lost under too many samey sex scenes. The music used during these scenes is a real highlight and arguably even makes the film. The film doesn't really seem to have a particular point to make; and while the sex scenes are just the acts on stage, I do think that they are the main point of the film. The storyline between some of the main characters is decent, however, and the film does actually make the audience care about what happens. The ending does seem to be rather rushed, however, and really reinforces that the film doesn't have a particular point to make. However, this film is still undoubtedly one of the best porn films out there and it's definitely worth a look. Recommended.
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8/10
Post-Apocalyptic Porn
haildevilman24 September 2006
Well, what would YOU call it?

SFX and XXX blend here to create a bleak, disturbing, depressing, erotic film.

These are not descriptions you normally hear together.

The late Kevin James gets a (Thankfully) non speaking role as a superstar stud. He, and others, known as sex positives, must perform for the sex negatives.

What am I talking about? Watch the film. The plot must be seen, then maybe believed.

I recommend it still. It's too weird to miss. And as far as porn goes, the acting is a lot better than usual.
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Dated, but unique and genuinely thoughtful.
leeandfong24 March 2002
Here in the UK many films with explicit sexual acts are being passed with an 18 (but not adult) rating in their uncut format, providing the sex is within context to the piece. Cafe flesh, the epitome of late 70s early 80s porn is probably one that would pass with glowing colours.

What makes this film so extraordinary is it tackles themes that are interesting beyond pornography that probably couldn't be expressed any other way. Mainly it's focus is on sexual frustration, but also inadequacy and betrayal are taken in.

The story follows a rag tag band of nuclear war survivors who can no longer make love. Sexual contact makes them feel violently sick (the negatives). A lucky few (the positives) are forced to perform sex acts on stage as entertainment for the negatives.

Enter Nick, a negative ex football star, and his negative girlfriend Lana. They spend their nights watching the action at cafe flesh wallowing in their own self pity at being sexually incapable ....except...! Lana is really positive and hiding the fact to stay with the man she loves. When sleazy club compere Max discovers this, he antagonises Nick and entices Lana until she eventually is brought out of the audience and onto the stage by desire and sexual need. The final shot of Nick, crouched down and distraught while the club laughs at his inadequacies, his girlfriend being screwed on stage willingly, and with Max revelling in Nicks failure as a man, gives an emotional kick of considerable force you wont forget quickly.

As it stands, the technical film making skill is at the poor end, the production values are low, and even the best DVD transfer is cheesy to say the least. But that doesn't matter as the strength of ideas and the emotional jolt it gives you seems far too talented for a sci-fi porn romp. The sex is normal, short, and played by ordinary people with lumps and bumps, not like the glossy super babe pictures of today. If you're expecting an earth shattering porn movie you may be disappointed.

A very interesting film.
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10/10
Still wild
BandSAboutMovies24 April 2022
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The story of X may have been three years early, but the video revolution - driven, as all technology is, by sex - changed the world of pornography, moving it from the fleshpots of 42nd Street and dirty book stores into suburban living rooms. In 1982, there was still the glimmer of hope that the Golden Age of Porn - that starts with Bill Osco's Mona and ends sometime around 1984 or so with The Dark Brothers' 1984 mind-twisting New Wave Hookers - would find new life, better budgets and a more appreciative audience.

Yet videotape would open up adult for everyone and by the 90s, few films had a storyline, instead given to gonzo explorations of "can you top this" madness with few exceptions, such as the output of John Stagliano (who may have popularized gonzo, but could also create a coherent and interesting narrative film like Buda), the glossy Michael Ninn glamour movies, Andrew Blake's Night Trips, Phillip Mond's Zazel, John Leslie's Chameleons and Curse of the Cat Woman, the aforementioned Dark Brothers and ridiculous parodies of existing films.

Yet in 1982, a movie could be made that transcends its adult origins and uses them to make you as the viewer complicit in the action on screen.

Stephen Sayadian only made seven adult films (this film, as well as two sequels to Nightdreams, two Untamed Cowgirls of the Wild West and two Party Doll-a-Go-Go films which take the staccato editing and weird dialogue to its absurd limit on sets that had to cost absolutely nothing yet with a cast of all-stars such as Raven, Madison Stone, Patricia Kennedy, Bionca, Jeanna Fine, Nikki Wilde and Tianna Collins and yes, I wrote that from memory) as well as the somewhat spiritual sequel - or at least next steo - to this movie, the mainstream - yet still delightfully insane - Dr. Caligari. A veteran of advertising and design - he worked on the posters for The Fog, The Funhouse, Ms. 45 and Dressed To Kill which took inspiration from the iconic The Graduate poser - Sayadian used the alter ego of Rinse Dream to make his films, much as Gregory Dark would adopt a new name for his porn changing efforts.

The script - yes, adult movies can have a script - was written by Herbert W. Day, who is really Pittsburgh native Jerry Stahl, the son of a coal miner who later became Pennsylvania attorney general and a federal judge. He found that he had a talent for writing short stories, was the humor editor for Hustler and also discovered a love of hardcore drugs. To fuel that, he started writing for TV shows like Moonlighting, Twin Peaks, Thirtysomething, Northern Exposure and, perhaps most intriguingly, ALF. He's also written ten episodes of CSI which have been the most aberrant examples of that show to middle America, which is wild as he introduced viewers of the grandparent network CBS to furries, infantilism, a measured story about transgendered people and introduced Lady Heather, the potential bad girl love interest of lead Gil Grissom, who was played by Return of the Living Dead III star Melinda Clarke. His autobiographical novel Permanent Midnight was a success and made into a movie starring Ben Stiller.

Years after a nuclear war, nearly every survivor is a Negative, often shambling zombie-like humans who become vomitous if they attempt to copulate. To attempt any hope at remembering what human contact was like, they come to Café Flesh, a place where Positives make love while they watch, often engaging in surrealist scenes that defy the ability of the viewer to become titillated.

That's the point. Where the goal of nearly all pornography is to get the viewer off, Cafe Flésh casts you as a Negative, stuck at home with no one next to you, as far from true warmth and, well, flesh as the puking crowd - Richard Beltzer is one of them - gathered to watch and watch and watch.

It also feels like the vaudevillian stage of the men's club gone to Hell, as Max Melodramatic (Andy Nichols, who also played the doctor in Nightdreams) introduces live sex acts with people dressed as rats or milkmen surrounded by men dressed as demonic babies. Even the typical jerk-off scenario of a female oil tycoon lies with a gigantic pencil while her secretary repeatedly intones, "Do you want me to type a memo?"

Is the film making light of the fact that male performers had often become interchangeable, their faces are obscured for most of the movie?

Angel (Marie Sharp) came from Wyoming, where they found that she was Positive and she's been forced into the slavery of the club, performing with each man that they bring on stage. However, one of the audience members, Lana (Michele Bauer, using her Pia Snow name here before she would go on to appear in so many horror movies like Demonwarp, Evil Toons, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama and Jess Franco's Lust for Frankenstein and Mari-Cookie and the Killer Tarantula In Eigtht Legs to Love You) has been keeping have Positive diagnosis a secret as she doesn't want to hurt her boyfriend Nick. Yet as she watches the famous Positive Johnny Rico (Kevin James, who speaking of nuclear war is also in the porn parody Dr. Strange Sex) - someone liked Robert Heinlein - go through his motions with Angel, her frustrations take hold and she takes the stage.

Screen Slate has an amazing article that details the music of this movie, which Sayadian describes as "...like an Elmer Bernstein score from the '50s, only played with the most modern synthesizers available at the time. I thought: old vibe, new technology." There's a lot to learn about composer Mitchell Froom - and the rest of the film's creators - at that site.

By the way - Sayadian didn't direct Rockwell's "Someone's Watching Me" video. That would be Francis Delia, who directed Nightdreams as F. X. Pope. Seeing as how Stahl and Sayadian wrote that movie, I can see how some may make the mistake. Delia was a producer on this film as well as the director of photography.

Café Flesh isn't for someone who is looking to get off. I can't even imagine those that were confronted by it in adult theaters, as it punches you in the face with its AIDS allegory while daring you to find a single erotic thing in it. Strangely enough, I'd always heard that an R-rated edit was made so that mainstream audiences would see it at midnight shows, but Sayadian stated - in the above linked Screen Slate piece - that the movie was an "R-rated movie, funded by X-rated people" and that he was forced to add the sex scenes by the money men behind the budget.

He said, "I got financing from three guys == two were hardcore producers and one was a Harvard business grad who somehow got lost in the porno world." After adding in the adult scenes, he told Froom, "I want you to extend some of these pieces because we may have to put porn in there. And all I can say is, I want the music to be as disturbing as possible. I don't want it to be hot or sexy or anything like that."

That said, the moans of joy that came from this movie show up in a place that many have heard them, White Zombie's Blade Runner quoting - "Yeah I am the nexus one I want more life" - "More Human than Human."
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8/10
Gluity Pleasure or Not
elpaz799036 June 2008
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Well, I Continue My Turn On Classic Porn Gems Of The 80s, and I Come Along With This Post Nuclear War Tale Of Erotica and Silliness. That's Right I'm Talking About The Artisque Vision Of CAFE FLESH. This Porn Opens With A Story Of Post Apocalyptic Earth Where 99% Of The Population Can't 'Perform' and Are Sex Negatives and The "Lucky" 1% Are The Sex Positive Who Are Left To 'Perform'. So To See The 'Performance' We, The Sex Negatives, Must Go To CAFE FLESH and Watch. The Story Centers Around The Happenings That Go On In The Infamous Cafe Where Erotic Fantasies Are Performed On Stage, Like The Woman and Milkman Fantasy, The Secretary and Boss Fantasy, The Two Lesbian Lovers, The First Encounter (Angel's First Fantasy), and The Dream Sequence. The Sub-Plot Centers Around Some Of The Characters Who Are Constant Clients Who Attend and Deal With The Everyday Life Of Being A Negative. Problem Is One Is A Recently Acquired Positive Who Finally Gives In and The Other Is Living With Her Boyfriend and She Is A Positive Living Among The Negatives. In The End, Both Girls Are In The Final Fantasy and The Boyfriend can't Believe It.

The Plot Was Is Original For The Time and Era, The Music Is Catchy, and The Famous Sound Effect In Angel's Fantasy (Now In WHite Zombie's "More Human Than Human") Will Make You Trip Out With This Psychodelic Fantasy Porn Of The Eigthies. Stay Tuned In Here As I Continue My Path With The Classic Porn Kingdom With DMJ II "Justine", DT "Linda", and The Tale Of "Taboo".
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8/10
"Delish! Two scoops and an extra cherry."
BA_Harrison16 June 2020
In the aftermath of a nuclear war, the majority of the population are 'sex negatives', unable to make love, becoming violently sick should they try. Those that can still 'do it' - the sex positives - are forced to perform on stage in special clubs for the entertainment of the negatives. One of these clubs, Café Flesh, plays host to famous sex positive Johnny Rico* (Kevin James) whose sexual prowess stirs feelings in supposed sex negative Lana (Pia Snow AKA scream queen Michelle Bauer).

Café Flesh might be porn, but it's still a film that any self-respecting fan of crazy cult oddities should see. A new-wave post-apocalyptic arthouse adult movie, it presents sex as avant-garde performance art, making it a bizarre yet strangely compelling experience. And at the risk of alienating its target audience, it also works as an allegory of the frustration felt by those who can only get their kicks from watching hardcore movies.

Hosted by the enigmatic Max Melodramatic (Andy Nichols), the stage shows at Café Flesh are the film's highlights, not because of their XXX content, but because they are so incredibly surreal, the performers dressed in strange costumes, moving robotically to electronic/industrial/jazz music by Mitchell Froom (Vonda Shepard's husband).

The first act sees a man dressed as a rat seeing to a sexy lady while three men dressed as babies in highchairs move rhythmically in the background. The next performance has a guy with a giant pencil for a head going at it with his co-star while a naked secretary bashes away at a typewriter, repeating the line "Do you want me to type a memo?". Another scene features a couple of women in military outfits become well-acquainted with each other's nether regions, and the penultimate act -- the debut for sex positive virgin Angel (Marie Sharp) -- has arms poking through the stage floor, clicking their fingers while two men in telephone masks (?!?!) break in the newbie.

Johnny Rico's act is probably the least extravagant, the star of the evening only requiring a bed as his prop (what a pro!), the stud luring Lana from the audience to join in the fun, much to the annoyance of her sex negative husband Nick (Paul McGibboney), who is destined to see his wife as a regular performer at Café Flesh.

8/10. An unreal experience quite unlike any other.

*NOT to be confused with Johnnie Rico from Starship Troopers (Kevin James is a better actor than Casper Van Dien).
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