Plot

A loser with women follows the advice of a "how-to" book on seduction.

Living with his parents, Ernie is interrupted from the already minimal make out his date Audrey enabled him. Looking for closure in an adult theater, he notices a man being handled by a woman in the next seat. When the man leaves, Ernie tries trading places, causing the woman to scream. Trying something similar in a strip club gets him thrown out. A prostitute then robs him, turning out to be cross-dresser. Having enough, Ernie buys a pickup guide that encourages buying and maintaining a bachelor pad. With his old landlady peeping, Ernie invites co-worker Cynthia. Not telling Ernie she's married, her husband soon breaks in and gets her for himself. Dating Marsha, Ernie barely finds a way to stop her chatterbox. Dating Monica, nothing pleases her except the actual sex. While Ernie hangs in a singles bar, his father brings over his secretary mistress. They hide when Ernie's sister Victoria brings over Ralph. They too hide when Sheila and her girlfriend accompany Ernie from the bar. Their rough treatment of Ernie causes his mother to rush over with the police, catching her husband as well as her daughter. With everybody out, Ernie's neighbor Missy, who he fantasized about, admits being the stranger who gave him dirty phone calls.—Anonymous

Chuck Vincent, whose credits include 'Bon Appetit', 'Jack 'N' Jill', and 'Bad Penny', now brings us the erotically authentic portrayal of Ernie Gordon, an apparent "loser" who ultimately comes out on top in the sexual sweepstakes. Ernie's hilarious sexual adventures include a rejection (in a porno movie theater), an ejection (from a topless bar) and a non-erection (with a transvestite hooker). After escaping from a suffocating home life, playing victim to a kinky married couple, suffering the voyeurisms of his landlady, coupling with ladies who can't stop talking or can't stop eating, Ernie finally meets the girl next door who turns out to be the girl of his dreams. Directed by Chuck Vincent.