Plot

Four students open a bogus sex clinic for cheap thrills and then are amazed to see it blossom into a profitable business.

Four students, who hate to leave the fun times behind, are about to graduate from college. They live with an insatiable co-ed, Sylvia, who willingly beds all four. Meanwhile, a crazed professor, Dr. Sigmund Heigner, is breeding and studying the sex lives of mosquitoes in his home study. Heigner's googly assistant, Arnold Frobisher, is crazy about Sylvia. The four Seniors decide to let Arnold be "wedded" and bedded to Sylvia if he agrees to write a research grant in Professor Heigner's name. This grant guarantees continued funds for years to come, and allows them to have sex with willing, nubile coeds in the name of science. When will this project end and what will be the outcome?—arcane archivist

Ben, Larry, Alan, and Steve are about to graduate from college. They are terrified of the prospect of actually having to work hard for a living, so they come up with a plan to support themselves as graduate research students by getting a foundation grant to study sexuality in college-age women. But despite their success at getting paid to bed down pretty girls, the work-load becomes too great, so they open the "study" to businessmen who pay to participate. Only a small mind would call it prostitution, and only a pessimist would think it could backfire....—Jim Beaver <jumblejim@prodigy.net>