Hooper (1978)
Burt Reynolds: Sonny Hooper
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Quotes
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Max Berns : You guys look like garbage.
Sonny Hooper : You should see through my eyes, it's metro color.
Cully : I've just got a little headache. If you think we're bad you should see the guys...!
Sonny Hooper : [Slaps Cully] Dont yell in my ear! Jesus Christ.
[Belches]
Cully : [Hears something coming towards them, it's Ski on a motorized skateboard] What the hell is that? Look what's coming.
Sonny Hooper : [Covers his ears] Stop that thing! Shoot it! Kill it!
Ski : [Holds up a breakfast burrito] Want some breakfast?
Sonny Hooper : [Belches] Oh God, get that circumcised will you.
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Amtrac, SWAT man : [Sonny has smashed the jukebox to get Amtrac's money back] Well, if you wanted to make somebody look like an asshole, boy, you did! That was you.
Sonny Hooper : [counting the SWAT guys] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12... six against twelve!
Ski : [joins in] Seven.
Sonny Hooper : Seven against twelve. Well, that's a little uneven. Looks like you guys'll have to go back to Houston and get some more guys!
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Sonny Hooper : Nobody's gettin' married!
Jocko Doyle : What do you mean, nobody's gettin' married? Name me somebody that ain't gettin' married. Name me two people, for Christ sake, that ain't gettin' married. Everybody's - people get - *faggots* are gettin' married! For Christ sake, what do you mean, nobody's gettin' married.
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Sonny Hooper : I'm gonna find the guy who invented Xylocaine and kiss his ass on Hollywood and Vine!
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Adam : There's my man. Make me look great, Sonny.
Sonny Hooper : I'll make you look great, Adam.
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Sonny Hooper : I'll make a deal with you. I'll make a deal with you. I won't do any acting, if you don't do any stunts. Okay?
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Gwen Doyle : Is your back okay, really?
Sonny Hooper : It's fine.
Gwen Doyle : Do you want me to walk on it?
Sonny Hooper : No, I want you to crawl on me.
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Cully : Oh - oh, what would you give for a little of that?
Sonny Hooper : Two nipples for a dime.
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Sonny Hooper : Me and Jacko and me, we never turned down a stunt. Never turned down a gag.
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Sonny Hooper : You have to admit, he's pretty damn good.
Cully : Yeah, I have to admit it.
Sonny Hooper : Pretty damn young, too.
Cully : Yeah, I hate him. I just hate him.
Sonny Hooper : Handsome little shit.
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Sonny Hooper : I gotta do things in my own time in my own way.
Jocko Doyle : You're a horny son-of-a-bitch.
Sonny Hooper : I gotta do things in my own time and my own way.
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Sonny Hooper : A little air in the airbag would help, numb nuts.
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Sonny Hooper : Forget about the risk, Max. Just bring your checkbook.
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Ski : It was a calculated risk.
Sonny Hooper : So was the Edsel.
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Cully : Are you crazy?
Sonny Hooper : What?
Cully : I just talked to that helicopter pilot.
Sonny Hooper : So?
Cully : Well, how high you gonna drop?
Sonny Hooper : What's the world's record.
Cully : 223.
Sonny Hooper : I'll go 224.
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Cully : I got fired; so, I came by to say goodbye.
Sonny Hooper : Fired? What are you talking about?
Cully : Well, you see, they were over budget and they wanted to get rid of some of the deadwood. My wood's dead.
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Sonny Hooper : If my ding dong ain't gonna work, I don't wanna live.
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Sonny Hooper : This is a big town, isn't it? Los Angelos is a big town. Well, why the hell does a bar close before the bars in Tulsa? Can you answer me that?
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Ski : What the hell is it about stunt men and their wives and relationships?
Sonny Hooper : I don't know. It's a little like - it's a little like drinkin' and drivin'. Eventually, there's gonna be a helluva wreck.
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Sonny Hooper : If that happens, there's just one thing to do.
Ski : What's that?
Sonny Hooper : Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.
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Sonny Hooper : So, the Queen says to the photographer, "I got a brother-in-law that's a photographer." The photographer says, "Well, that's not so strange. I got a brother-in-law that's a Queen."
