The Easter Bunny Is Comin' to Town (1977 TV Movie)
Karen Dahle: Linda the Schoolteacher, Chicken #3
Quotes
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Child : What came first, Mr. Kluger: the chicken or the egg?
S.D. Kluger : Girls, if you please.
Chicken #1 : Really? What a question to ask us!
Chicken #2 : I mean, did you ever!
[chuckles]
Chicken #3 : Let's tell it like it was, girls.
Chicken #1 , Chicken #2 , Chicken #3 : [singing] What came first, / The chicken or the egg? / What a silly riddle! / Just like asking who came first: / The pussycat or the fiddle.
Chicken #2 : The chicken was first, that we can prove / With a little Bible lesson: / When Noah took the animals on the ark, / That sure fixed the progression!
Chicken #1 , Chicken #2 , Chicken #3 : How 'bout what came first, / The chicken or the egg? / What's there to agree on? / Just like asking who came first: / The fountain or Ponce de León.
Chicken #2 : There was no egg aboard that ark, / Just a Mr. and Mrs. Chicken! / When the water dried out, they hatched an egg, / That should make the plot unthicken.
Chicken #1 , Chicken #2 , Chicken #3 : How 'bout what came first, / The chicken or the egg? / What a crazy query! / Just like asking who came first: / The cow or Mrs. O'Leary. / Yeah! / What came first, / The chicken or the egg? / Now it's not a mystery:
Chicken #1 : The chicken was first...
Chicken #3 : The egg was last.
Chicken #1 , Chicken #2 , Chicken #3 : And that's writ down in history!
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Gadzooks : This for me?
Chicken #1 : Now you can be all nicely dressed for Easter, Honey Bear.
Chicken #2 : Sweetie Pie.
Chicken #3 : Sugar Love.
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Chicken #1 : What are you doing? Who's going to eat all those eggs?
Chicken #2 : Make mine three minutes. Oh, what am I saying? Oh my!
Chicken #3 : I can't bear to watch a month's work boiled!
Sunny the Easter Bunny : Well, I'm boiling them so they won't get broken on the trip over the Big Rock Mountain.
Chicken #1 , Chicken #2 , Chicken #3 : Solid, man!
Sunny the Easter Bunny : Egg-xactly!
