The Easter Bunny Is Comin' to Town (1977 TV Movie)

Jill Choder: Chicken #1, Chicken #2

Quotes 

• Child : What came first, Mr. Kluger: the chicken or the egg?

  S.D. Kluger : Girls, if you please.

  Chicken #1 : Really? What a question to ask us!

  Chicken #2 : I mean, did you ever!

  [chuckles] 

  Chicken #3 : Let's tell it like it was, girls.

  Chicken #1 , Chicken #2 , Chicken #3 : [singing]  What came first, / The chicken or the egg? / What a silly riddle! / Just like asking who came first: / The pussycat or the fiddle.

  Chicken #2 : The chicken was first, that we can prove / With a little Bible lesson: / When Noah took the animals on the ark, / That sure fixed the progression!

  Chicken #1 , Chicken #2 , Chicken #3 : How 'bout what came first, / The chicken or the egg? / What's there to agree on? / Just like asking who came first: / The fountain or Ponce de León.

  Chicken #2 : There was no egg aboard that ark, / Just a Mr. and Mrs. Chicken! / When the water dried out, they hatched an egg, / That should make the plot unthicken.

  Chicken #1 , Chicken #2 , Chicken #3 : How 'bout what came first, / The chicken or the egg? / What a crazy query! / Just like asking who came first: / The cow or Mrs. O'Leary. / Yeah! / What came first, / The chicken or the egg? / Now it's not a mystery:

  Chicken #1 : The chicken was first...

  Chicken #3 : The egg was last.

  Chicken #1 , Chicken #2 , Chicken #3 : And that's writ down in history!

• Gadzooks : This for me?

  Chicken #1 : Now you can be all nicely dressed for Easter, Honey Bear.

  Chicken #2 : Sweetie Pie.

  Chicken #3 : Sugar Love.

• Chicken #1 : What are you doing? Who's going to eat all those eggs?

  Chicken #2 : Make mine three minutes. Oh, what am I saying? Oh my!

  Chicken #3 : I can't bear to watch a month's work boiled!

  Sunny the Easter Bunny : Well, I'm boiling them so they won't get broken on the trip over the Big Rock Mountain.

  Chicken #1 , Chicken #2 , Chicken #3 : Solid, man!

  Sunny the Easter Bunny : Egg-xactly!