Plot

An affluent businessman allows a spinster and her young sidekick to take shelter in his home during a storm, where they proceed to seduce then torment him.

Swinging spinster Agatha Jackson and her young sidekick Donna come to the home of a well-to-do businessman whose family is out of town on his birthday. They seduce him and he drops them at the bus terminal. Sometime afterward they return and overpower him, tie him up and gag him, psychologically torture him and trash his house.—frankfob2@yahoo.com

The picture begins with a shot of the Golden Gate Bridge and the caption that the film is based on a true story. It should serve to remind us that fate allows no one to insulate themselves against the evil which pervades our society. Scary already. There is a shot of the valley of houses below, almost like evil is creeping towards them, which it actually is, and the movie begins. George Manning is a San Francisco yuppie businessman who is playing a game of croquet in his backyard with his wife Karen on a sunny Friday afternoon. She gets a little nervous when the cat Tiki is almost hit. They joke about their well to do friends' showy and often fake fashion senses.Karen playfully taunts George when she beats him. He picks her up and carries her into the bedroom for sex. Their two kids are away with their grandparents,her parents,in San Diego so George and his wife can celebrate his birthday alone, but the phone rings and we learn that their son Billy has had an emergency appendectomy.Karen quickly packs up and tell George he should stay home since he's got his big meeting tomorrow that he's been looking forward to. She drives off. That night a thunderstorm breaks out. George has gotten some pizza, and he talks to Karen on the phone who says Billy got through the appendectomy like a champ and wants to take his appendix to school for show and tell when he gets home. George loves the idea. Outside, two females are advancing on the house. George hangs up the phone and the doorbell rings. George answers it and encounters a mysterious young lady named Jackson and her younger friend Donna.They got caught in the rain and drenched while trying to find where a party is supposed to be. They ask George if he's heard of the Gregorys. He hasn't, but he lets them come in and take their shoes off and warm up. Jackson uses, or seems to use the phone and says their friend just told them they're on the wrong side of town. George says they can stay until someone comes to pick them up. He gets them some nightgowns and towels and blankets and washes their clothes. They sit by the fire drinking hot chocolate. George says they seem a little like a vaudeville team. They agree and say they do have a lot of fun together. Donna playfully slips and says that Jackson's actual first name is Agatha, which she doesn't like. The women playfully wrestle and giggle. Donna say the pizza looks good but she's on a diet. They admire George's stereo equipment and Donna says you could really blow the windows out if you turn that way up. She says she's glad they knocked on his door. Jackson has to use the restroom. George directs her to the bathroom. Donna playfully flirts with George and asks him to see if her hair is dry. He tries to impress her by playing some of his easy listening music. She says she likes all kinds of music. He says his music collection started when he was a small boy. Jackson is impressed by the bathroom which is also a sauna and Jacuzzi and asks if she can show it to Donna. George agrees and the girls rush off to see it. When they don't come back for a while, he goes to check on them and find them both naked in the hot tub Jacuzzi. He asks what they're doing and they undress him, and entice him into the tub, despite his protest that he's a happily married man, and they have a menage-a-trois which ultimately extends into the bedroom. The ladies exchange eerie smiles. Later that night, while George is sleeping, Donna and Jackson cuddle by the fire. Donna tells Jackson she's not hungry right now, but she could fall in love with George. Jackson oddly admonishes her over it. Donna says she could, and goes to cover him up. The next morning George is awakened by a blender and discovers the women have not left and they say he was so nice to them, they're making him breakfast, ham and eggs. George is a little put out but tries to be nice. Donna goes upstairs to the bedroom with him, flirts with him again and strips naked. He gently tells her to stop, and says last night just happened, and that he is a happily married man. Donna seems a bit put out by that. He tells her to get dressed. She puts the gown back on. They eat breakfast by candlelight and the girls giggle and pour syrup and ketchup over all the ham and eggs. George nicely tries to find out where they live or where they need to go. They say they actually live on the road, and lost the directions to the party, and their ride never showed up. George asks if they want him to take them somewhere, and Jackson sardonically says she'd like to go to Paris. The girls giggle and the table matters get a little worse, until George finally explodes "You have the manners of an alley cat!" Jackson finally shows her ugly side and curses him out. He explodes and tells them to get dressed and leave. He leads the protesting Donna upstairs. Jackson finishes her meal and goes into the study and blasts the TV and the stereo at full volume at the same time! George hurries downstairs and finds her sitting there reading some of his porn or erotic books, having made a mess in his study, and she eats a banana and fingers herself with it as she reads the porn aloud. George turns off all the stuff and she sneeringly asks if the porn sounds familiar to him. George hears Donna upstairs, rushes up and finds her trying on his wife's negligee. She says she and Karen must be the same size. He angrily tells her to take it off and that he's been trying to tell them all day the party's over. Donna is perturbed that he's acting this way. He wants them dressed and out, threatens to call the police, but Jackson enters the room and claims they're underage. Though she appears to be in her 30s and Donna about 20, she claims they're respectively 17 and 15, and that they can say he violently raped them, and send him to prison for statutory rape and ruin his family and business. George is skeptical of this, but demands to know what they want and if this is blackmail. The doorbell rings. George rushes downstairs and sees the cleaning lady has arrived. He hurriedly tells her they don't need her today and can she come back on Thursday. She says yes and leaves. Donna and Jackson have followed him downstairs, and Donna plays on the piano keys and pounds them like a deranged five-year-old while Jackson leaps around the room dodging George and says there was an old couple in her neighborhood and the old man was accused of raping a hot young girl. He claimed all through his trial he was innocent and Jackson gleefully tells George he was! She warns George the old man was acquitted but his life and business were still ruined and his wife left him. George grabs her and she knees him in the groin. He chases her around the living room and grabs her by the throat. She tauntingly asks him what he wants to do to her. Donna stops playing the piano. George lets Jackson go, picks up the phone and starts to call the police, but Jackson says he wins. They'll leave but can he give them a ride somewhere. He wouldn't want the neighbors to see them. George drives the giggly girls away. They chew gum. Jackson says his jazz music on the radio sucks. She says George reminds her of an old hound dog that was owned by two old lesbians in San Francisco. Donna replies that she loves George. Jackson says that's stupid because he couldn't care less about them. They ask George to tell them the way it is. George says if they don't shut up he'll let them out of the car right there! He finally and firmly drops them off at a bus station on the other side of the Golden Gate Bridge. "Well nothing ventured, nothing gained huh George?" They laughingly wave and say goodbye.George goes to his office and has his big meeting, and then he calls Karen. She says Billy is doing fine and they should be home tomorrow night in time to make him dinner. Billy gets on the phone and says he's looking forward to bring his appendix to school for show and tell because it will make the girls sick, and he might want to be a baseball player and a doctor now. Karen gets on the phone and says their daughter Julie is shopping with grandma, but they'll all see him tomorrow night. George hangs up, finishes his work day, picks up some groceries and dry cleaning that night and heads home. He enters the dark house, hears a noise, sees a shadow at the top of the stairs,runs upstairs to investigate and is attacked by Jackson and Donna who are back! They were hiding upstairs in his bedroom! They mace him, knock him out, tie him up with torn bed sheets, and tie him to the bed. They proceed to put garish makeup all over their face and lipstick. Donna writes Donna Loves George on the mirror. They eat George's chocolates, and gleefully jump on the bed with George. The phone rings and Jackson answers it and says George is "a little bit tied up right now." She lies she's his niece, the daughter of his long lost brother. She hangs up, and wonders if they won't have more company. Donna seems to mistake George for her stepfather, whom she says she loved the minute her mother brought him home. She says that when her mother was away visiting her aunt, the stepfather pretended he was asleep and she crept in and seduced him,or was molested by him, and she said she left home later because he was mad at her. She goes berserk slapping and hitting George while she cries and laughs at the same time. Jackson calms her down and suggests they play dress up. She dresses up like Fred Astaire and Donna dresses up in a white dress like Ginger Rogers. They jump and dance on the bed, knocking the phone away from George when he grabs for it and knocking him away when he grabs for them. They finally carried the bound George downstairs. He struggles against them. They knock him out with a piece of furniture. They then proceed to go to the top of the stairs, lean over the railing and pour food and garbage all over him. They laughingly sing Jingle Bells as they pour milk, flour, sugar, icing, and eggs all over him. They tauntingly say he never should have done that. Later they get him all cleaned up in the living room. Donna rubs his feet and calls him daddy again and says she loves him. Jackson says it's time to get on with his "trial". Just then the doorbell rings. Donna says they used up all the food on George so she had to order some more groceries. They gag George when he tries to scream for help. They tell the grocery delivery boy to come around to the back and come into the kitchen. They tell him they're having a costume party. George manages to spit the gag out,screams for help,and the delivery guy rushes to help George. The girls leap on the poor delivery boy hitting and beating and struggling with him as they scream and giggle maniacally. They knock him unconscious with some more furniture Jackson nearly becomes orgasmic,and then they proceed to put him in the fish tank face down as George screams in protest that it's murder. Jackson tells him to shut up unless he wants in there with him. She slaps George around and gags him. "You see what happens when you don't mind mommy and daddy!" They drown the poor delivery guy in the fish tank and put the top on. He is covered up to his feet. They then commence with George's mock trial for statutory rape and obscene and unnatural acts to minors. Donna is the first witness and plays a Shirley Temple Kewpie doll sweet innocent Barbie type, and sweetly and tearfully says that George lured her into his house with candy and cookies and then raped her and did violent and unnatural things to her. Jackson speaks up next and sneeringly says she thought George would be a pillar of his community, but now she knows he can never be rehabilitated and he's like any other man, out for whatever he can get! George is allowed to speak and he says this is insane and they've committed murder. He points to a picture of his daughter and says she needs him and asks Jackson if she remembers what it was like when her she needed her father. Jackson coldly replies that he was never around enough to need. George asks why she has so much hate. She yells at him to shut up, and says he would never understand. They go to deliberate the verdict. George manages to get the phone with his feet but they show up and knock it out of his hand and Jackson slaps him around. It is now midnight and they tell him he is condemned to die at 6:00 a.m. They turn the hourglass over every hour and taunt him as each hour passes. Donna gets so excited in one of her manic states that she throws Tiki the cat through the window.George screams in protest. Later, she comes to seduce George one last time. He entices her into setting him free,then, he knocks her down and tries to run but Jackson is waiting and knocks him unconscious with a lamp. She laughs to Donna that men always take the bait. They tie George up again, then they get hungry. They go to the kitchen and start eating again and Donna bites on a bagel and sticks her tongue through the hole, and Jackson eats an apple. The girls get turned on and run upstairs for a sexual romp, telling George he has 3 hours left, and then two. They break all George's records and break all the stereo equipment and generally demolish the house even further,taunting George as he lies there, bound and gagged, his life flashing before his eyes. At 5:00 a.m. with 1 hour to go until execution, they bake George a chocolate cake, although technically it's no longer his birthday. They tell George to enjoy it. "Since,in an hour you're going on a long trip." We don't see him eat it, but I doubt he enjoys it if he does. At 6:00 a.m. the sun rises, and they wake George up by breaking more furniture, including more of his ornaments, and his little fish tank, and after more destruction, they scream for him to wake up and it's time for him to die. They drag the screaming, crying, protesting, exhausted George to the sofa, Donna exposes his neck, and Jackson raises a meat cleaver as they gleefully taunt George that his time of death is here! Jackson plunges the cleaver down...on to the sofa! The girls start laughing, and say it was a big joke. They were never going to kill George. They breathe heavily and kind of calm down. Jackson says they've had so much fun together, and Donna gently pets George and says she'll never forget him. He was different from all the others. They say goodbye, and FINALLY, they leave, closing the door behind them. They leave George crying, beaten and broken and bound on the floor in his demolished house, and they walk hand in hand off his porch and walk merrily down the street in the morning sun, and dance a bit too, still dressed like Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. They happily cross the street, not quite looking where they're going, and a humane society S.P.C.A. (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) van full of barking dogs, suddenly speeds around the corner and runs them down.