Quotes
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Sir William Mannering-Brown : What are you staring at?
Barry Ovis : You. I'm shatterd at your behaviour.
Sir William Mannering-Brown : Knickers.
Barry Ovis : That's all you think of.
Sir William Mannering-Brown : Bringing two girls to the same flat in one night for immoral purporses. I'm not even married yet and I'd die rather than bring one. The mind boggles.
Barry Ovis : Oh f... boggle off.
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Sir William Mannering-Brown : [on a public phone] Ah, hello, Birdie, this is your Cockie here, safely back in who's little nest?
Lady 'Birdie' Mannering-Brown : If you mean: did I get home safely, the answer is yes.
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Sir William Mannering-Brown : My God, but you're beautiful... You are beautiful.
Giselle Parkyn : You only just noticed that?
Sir William Mannering-Brown : No, no, the first time I set eyes on you, it was love at first sight, Jeanette.
Giselle Parkyn : Giselle.
Sir William Mannering-Brown : What's in a name?
Giselle Parkyn : Nothing, sir.
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Giselle Parkyn : Is something the matter?
Sir William Mannering-Brown : Yeah, I slipped a disc. Now don't panic.
Giselle Parkyn : I'm not.
Sir William Mannering-Brown : All I need is a sharp blow, there, with the side of the hand. A karate chop.
Giselle Parkyn : This is going to be a swinging evening.
Sir William Mannering-Brown : Don't swing too hard. A short sharp blow is best.
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Sir William Mannering-Brown : [Searching for his pajama trousers in bed] Who's pinched my bottoms?
Giselle Parkyn : I have.
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Sir William Mannering-Brown : [catching Ruff and Giselle in bed together] Inspector Ruff, Mavis!
Giselle Parkyn : Monica.
Sir William Mannering-Brown : I'm so shocked, I shall forget my own name, next.
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Sir William Mannering-Brown : I'm a sick man.
Wendy : You're not dying?
[presses his face to her bosom]
Sir William Mannering-Brown : Oh, I need some mountain air.
Wendy : Aah!
Sir William Mannering-Brown : I thought I'd, eh nose around the Himalayas.
Barry Ovis : [Barry burst in through the door] Hurry up! Please don't make a meal of it.
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Sir William Mannering-Brown : Now get some clothes on, quickly.
Barry Ovis : I haven't any. I moved them all yesterday back to my own flat. And I lost my wedding suit at that... eh... party.
Sir William Mannering-Brown : He'll lose his birthday suit, next.
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Sir William Mannering-Brown : If the detective finds you here, we may be in trouble, but so are you. You get a long stretch for kidnapping and blackmail, so get under the bed.
Angie : But I'm allways under the bed.
Sir William Mannering-Brown : Well play your cards right, you could work your way up.
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Insp. Ruff : You were a long time answering the doorbell, sir.
Sir William Mannering-Brown : I did'nt hear it the first four times.
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Sir William Mannering-Brown : [Inspector Ruff is chasing Barry through the house] That way.
Insp. Ruff : Really? Then I'm going back this way.
[runs back in the direction he came from]
Sir William Mannering-Brown : Damn. He plays poker.