Jackie Gleason credited as playing...
Tony Banks
- Stash: Violence is the sign language of the inarticulate.
- Tony Banks: What is he talkin' about? Do you know what he's talkin' about?
- Harry: Tony, it looks like one of them hippies!
- Tony Banks: That's right... and no lousy hippie is gonna make it with my daughter.
- Darlene: Daddy, that's not what he meant. I just met him in town.
- Tony Banks: You know what he meant. He wanted to... .
- Darlene: Daddy, I don't think *he* even know what he wants.
- Tony Banks: What is he, a faggot?
- Tony Banks: [hallucinating on LSD] Mathematics! I see mathematics! She's got my ears! She's got my ears! She's got my ears!
- Leech: I'm a recidivist.
- Tony Banks: What's that?
- Leech: Habitual criminal. Been comin' here on and off since '51.
- Tony Banks: [to Stash, dressed in hippie garb] Who's your tailor, Sittin' Bull?
- Stash: Once more, man?
- Tony Banks: You heard me. Why do you go around dressed like that for?
- Stash: Hey, we can't all be undertakers, man.
- Tony Banks: Don't push me, punk.
- Darlene: [to her father] Stash is only interested in nothing. He isn't taken in by our false values.
- Tony Banks: [to Stash] So how come you're drivin' a beat-up Rolls Royce? Why aren't you drivin' a beat-up Ford?
- Tony Banks: No daughter of mine is going to marry any hippie.
- Flo: Who's talking about marriage, for heaven's sake?
- Darlene: Hippies don't even get married!
- Tony Banks: What the hell do I care? I'm not the suspicious kind. If I was, would I have married a dame that's three months pregnant?
- Tony Banks: Nobody can be arrested, tried and sentenced that fast. It's impossible!
- Hechy: Everything's possible when God wants it.
- Hechy: God has a little job for you, Tony.
- Tony Banks: Oh, no, no. Nothin' doin'. I'm retired. He let me retire 17 years ago when he let me marry Flo. He released me from his jurisdiction.
- Hechy: You're never out of his jurisdiction.
- Tony Banks: He even gave me my new name. He said, "You wanna go legit? Okay. What's more legit than "Banks". That's how I got my name: Tony Banks.