La Feet's Defeat (1968)

Marvin Miller: Commissioner

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Inspector : [taking a ringing telephone]  Yes?

  Commissioner : [on the phone]  Eenspectahr, cahme een to my office.

  Inspector : Right ahway, seer.

  [Inspector walks into the Commissioner's office and Deux Deux opens the door and let him in] 

  Sergeant Deux-Deux : Oh, what a wonderrrful guy to worrrk with!

• Inspector : Yes, Cahmmeessionair?

  Commissioner : I hahve just learnt zat Muddy La Feet hahs escahped frahm preesahn. Ahnd I ahm ahssigneeng you to breeng heem een. But be cahreful. He's very treecky.

  Inspector : Dahn't wahrry, seer. I'll hahve heem bahck behind bahrs een no time.

  [walks into outside] 

  Sergeant Deux-Deux : Oh! Dat Inspectorrr! JHe's too much, dat guy.

• [last lines] 

  Commissioner : Eef zey evair find out ahbout ziss, zey'll keell me!